Name of a horse

[Master]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan...

"What was that for?" he asks.

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it," she replies.

"Don't be silly," he says, "Two weeks ago I went to the races. It's the name of one of the horses I bet on."

She seems satisfied and at this, she apologises.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes around, he asks again, "What was that for?!"
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']She responded, "Your f**ing horse phoned."

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[Von Milash]

so, wait a second.... the horse could talk? like Mr. Ed?

[donnydarkoIRL]

It's nice to smile

[Andre]

Few Grey hounds sitting around in a pub a horse leans over and says " you do realize you boys are getting done up big time, we get everything when we race, millions of dollars sometimes and we get looked after from it all."One dog turns around and says "fukk me, a talking horse"!