Whoah!!!!

[LEGION]

For those interested in my snake posts; check out the size of this Puff Adder!!!!! Holy sh#t

I've never seen one this big; good ole' Africa and the monsters still living deep in the bush. This snake causes more deaths every year than any snake in Africa. Get bit by the one in this picture and you are in some serious deep water; body parts be rotting off left and right. Jerk off holding it with a wire noose.

a little tiny puff adder - TRR Forums

[JT Rock]

Cool, but will it fit up Bilbo's ass?

[mexirican]

Beautiful puffer. I'm a huge reptile fan, growing up had dreams of being a herpetologist. Had all kinds of lizards and snakes.

[LEGION]

Beautiful puffer. I'm a huge reptile fan, growing up had dreams of being a herpetologist. Had all kinds of lizards and snakes.

Cool; you got any venomous or any reptiles now? You in Pennsylvania? Couple of well known herpers out there.

[Douglas]

[LEGION]

Thanks Blubber

[LEGION]

Cool, but will it fit up Bilbo's ass?

I'd imagine a Boeing 747 could do doughnuts up there

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

Cool, but will it fit up Bilbo's ass?

LOL. That is a fine specimen.

[Andre]

Im probably repeating myself like my dad here cant remember anymore...
When we were young and on a surfing trip around Tasmania we had a vw kombie ,We took a big bag of heads and always had a dozen bottles of pale ale going at the same time as you could do in those days around here.
We were heading up the west coast of Tassy,you have bush 100 ft high on the left as you head north ;that in 99% of , no man has ever trodden.
We just got past an opening for a bbq rest area on the left with a couple of road signs saying something ,just paddoks out to the right. Sun going down behind us. We were sh!t faced and 3 of us staring out the front window like we were just watching telly on the way to heaven music blareing. We saw what we thought was a speed trap just on our half of the road so it came out of the bush to the left and was exactly half way over the main highway so it was black and 10inches thick ,no less and half of it we could see as we went bang bang over it with both wheels was about 15 feet long. we went slow cause it was a big lump in the road we thought and then it raised up higher than the roof of the kombie turned orund and headed back intothe bush and we never saw the tail end of it,but it raised up and turned from the dirt part of the road so it must have been a 30 foot plus black.?

[LEGION]

Im probably repeating myself like my dad here cant remember anymore...
When we were young and on a surfing trip around Tasmania we had a vw kombie ,We took a big bag of heads and always had a dozen bottles of pale ale going at the same time as you could do in those days around here.
We were heading up the west coast of Tassy,you have bush 100 ft high on the left as you head north ;that in 99% of , no man has ever trodden.
We just got past an opening for a bbq rest area on the left with a couple of road signs saying something ,just paddoks out to the right. Sun going down behind us. We were sh!t faced and 3 of us staring out the front window like we were just watching telly on the way to heaven music blareing. We saw what we thought was a speed trap just on our half of the road so it came out of the bush to the left and was exactly half way over the main highway so it was black and 10inches thick ,no less and half of it we could see as we went bang bang over it with both wheels was about 15 feet long. we went slow cause it was a big lump in the road we thought and then it raised up higher than the roof of the kombie turned orund and headed back intothe bush and we never saw the tail end of it,but it raised up and turned from the dirt part of the road so it must have been a 30 foot plus black.?

Tassy? Tasmania? Well not to sound unbelieving, but there are no snakes on Tasmania{or the mainland} that big. There may be black-headed pythons there, though I don't think so; plus they are yellow with a black head and I think reach 15 ft. or so. The 2 venomous I know for sure there are the tiger and copperhead snakes. Coppers can get up to about 8 ft. and tigers usually no more than 6. You did say you were sh#tfaced

Then again there are things still undiscovered; and maybe you killed the last of its kind

[Von Milash]

legion, what are your thoughts on the comments made in that thread?

[Andre]

I dont think we killed it.Dont know what it was. but it ws thick as a lump in the road that made us jump twice.
It is a place untouched so who knows. We met a ranger who later who who just shrugged and told us that he hears billions of bees commming for about a miniute before he sees even one and they have to lie down on the path while a swarm about 6 feet round x a mile long goes past for a matter of miniutes etc.Like he said he sees things out there just on the fire tracks that they cant explain.

We saw heaps of tassie tiger snakes on bruny island big fukkers and jet black no stripes under them at all but that angeled head and aggressive as rearing up on tracks etc.

We have black snakes near here that are over ten feet and thick .They are at a section of a steel company in Hastings Bhp steel living amoungst old 44 gallon drums that have been untouched for about 30 years,noone goes anywhere near that part anymore. Its a rat infested tip long grass and barrells and sheet iron everywhere.Your idea of heaven.