A First

[Scrap]

So Im driving down the Bypass, just coming to a Roundabout. Got the shock of my life, theres a guy pushing His car. But what He was pushing was a brand New Lambourgini, I laugthed my Bollocks off. Thought should I give Him a push, No Fuck Him

[Sharla]

As someone economically restricted to rely mostly on transport with two wheels fueled by sweat i really enjoyed that!

I am a bitter hag!

[Andre]

funny makes me wonder sometimes how people make their money. If you got that much cents ,Why would you push one?

Just get on the cell phone and pay some one else to come and make it their problem.

Like that bloke in the states who bought that winnapeggo motor home and put it on cruise control automatic ,left the wheel and went into the back to make himself a cuppa and then sued the company cause it didnt tell him he couldnt do that without having an major accident.

My first thought was how the hell did this bloke with a little IQ make enough money to buy the top of the range moblie home in the first place?

[Scrap]

Actually thats why I left Him Andre, thought He must have a Phone, plus there was a tailback behind Him, it amuesd me and that is one of the last cars you would expect to break down

[Andre]

Yeah good hey .

[superheavyrhun]

This is one of the stories my old man tells me every time I ask him a) whether I should get a new car; and b) If my car should be a convertible.

"When I still gave a f**k how peoplw drove their cars, there used to be a road over the Snowdonia mountains, showing a path that was both accessible to everyone, including accessible to people in a car. This guy had driven along this road, and there was a sign at the entrance saying this was inappropriate for cars. This was some sort of sports car filled with bankers or that kind of person, who were stuck in a pile of dirt, and they asked me why this was a road, and I told them : "Why didn't you read the sign you fucking retard? ..... I walked on, and the car had been recovered when I returned to that part of Snowdonia three weeks later."

I love this story, as it reminds me of what generation my dad belonged to, and what he was.

Everything he stood for is part of the liberalism I exercise everyday, fuck I'm a lucky bastard.

[Kirkland Laing]

that is one of the last cars you would expect to break down

No, quite the opposite in fact. Shitty Italian (and British) sports car build quality and reliability and the amount of complex shit now under their bonnets (or in their boots) means that they're probably the most likely cars to blow up. In the eighties they all started introducing fancy ceramic filters and all kinds of other crap into the engines, which was great until the first cold spell of the year broke all the new fancy engines. After that you had to have a centrally heated garage to keep it in every night before you could get insured. These cars are all built to maximise speed because the top speed sells. Whether they actually work for any length of time is an afterthought when it comes to designing and building them. And you need serious service work every few thousand miles too. If you own one of them, prepare to finish some journeys on foot or in an AA recovery vehicle. And if it lasts a year without serious mechanical problems or the electrics setting it on fire while you're in traffic then sell it while you're ahead.

[Trainer Monkey]

So Im driving down the Bypass, just coming to a Roundabout. Got the shock of my life, theres a guy pushing His car. But what He was pushing was a brand New Lambourgini, I laugthed my Bollocks off. Thought should I give Him a push, No Fuck Him

Years ago I allmost ended up having an accident over a similar sight.
They had just recut the ditches on route 309 in PA,but hadnt regraded them yet,Im driving home from a fight practice when what to my wondering eyes should appear.
3 yuppies in suits,standing around a new Benz, in a ditch, in front of the most expensive restaurant in northern Bucks County scratching their heads.
I laughed so hard I allmost drove off the road.

[CGM]

So Im driving down the Bypass, just coming to a Roundabout. Got the shock of my life, theres a guy pushing His car. But what He was pushing was a brand New Lambourgini, I laugthed my Bollocks off. Thought should I give Him a push, No Fuck Him

I'm not so sure saying "fuck him" was the right move. Providing assistance to a rich person can sometimes be to your advantage.

[Andre]

Scrap is a rich person.

[Scrap]

Im Married.

[Andre]

Sh!t thats a bit rich ,sorry.

[AdamGB]

So Im driving down the Bypass, just coming to a Roundabout. Got the shock of my life, theres a guy pushing His car. But what He was pushing was a brand New Lambourgini, I laugthed my Bollocks off. Thought should I give Him a push, No Fuck Him

How's the car mate? did you get the mp3 and sat nav sorted?

[AdamGB]

this would have been a funny sight, wish I was there.

One of my mate's is a right character... Gym rat but loves going out. Everybody round town knows him. Sound as anything has a dead funny way about him.

We always joke he can only think in the moment, we went looking for a new car with him, he was gonna look around and buy one in a few weeks... ends up trying the first one he says... from then on he could be seen driving around Newcastle with a massive grin on his face. Loves the car.

Always manages to prang the thing... speeds about like anybody's buisiness.... joking aside I'm amazed he hasn't managed to have a serious accident yet (at least one were somebody gets hurt).

He was driving with a few of my mates to a festival so was out in the country. empty road and in the distance he spies this massive pheasant pottering along in the middle of the road towards him.

He decides to floor it and hit the thing, but before he even gets close he manages to skid off the road into a ditch and get stuck, farmer had to come and toe him out.

I like to think that whilst he sat shell shocked in a ditch after roaring down the road that Mr. Pheasant eventually strolled past him completely oblivious that he almost got burst and came so close to death and continued on his way. Either that or he casually landed on the bonnet, shat on it then flew off.

[Scrap]

Adam got rid to complicated doing my Head in.