Hello

My name is Fantana, and in my house I am known as an honest, hard-working, all round awesome guy. My wife thinks so anyway. I am always trying to best myself, and this morning I did 11 press ups without hardly any rest between them. Am I lying? No. Well you must think I am on steroids, am I? No. Definately not. A real man, such as myself, can do press ups and shit in the morning, although not straight away when waking up for obvious reasons (grazing can occur in this time) without taking steroids.

So, feeling strong as an ox pumped full of grass, I thought I would tell former bantamweight world champion, The Pocket Rocket, about how stupidly strong I was and I wrote to him on his facebook wall.

I've been a fan of his for years, and believe he was robbed vs Hamed. He is due to fight later this month in prize fighter, which he will win for sure. Anyway, what he said back to me, I am not sure if I am a fan of his anymore. Either this guy is even more awesome them I believed, or he is on PEDs. Because what he said back to me, is unbelievable.

I have attatched a photo as evidence. Because of who he is, I think he is all natural, and perhaps is a super hero in his spare time (explains the long lay offs from the ring in recent years gone by)

Yours in manliness,
Fantana