MegaMillions Alert

[greynotsoold]

The jackpot for Tuesday is now at 586 million dollars, with a cash value of $316 million. Don't buy tickets if you haven't already done so. I will NOT be using my Legendary Foolproof Lotto Winning System as it was specifically designed for the Powerball game.
Thus, I am more confident than ever- certain, in fact- that I am going to win.
I am hoping it goes higher as I would like to be the only "Lotto Winner" in the annual Forbes Magazine list of billionaires. I'd be right between the Saudi that keeps getting caught lying about his net worth and the guy that made a billion from HerbaLife but now calls it a Ponzi scheme.

[Saddo]

good luck

[Fenster]

When the lottery started in Britain everyone I knew was in schemes to beat it. People actually thought they could beat a 14 million to 1 shot with a £50 per week stake.

[Fenster]

When I say everyone, I don't really mean everyone I knew, but these same people also bought into the Pyramid scheme

[Andre]

Its nice to dream though, Id be an asshole with that amount, the powers that be wouldnt like me at all. Id have my own mercenary army feeding the worlds poor out of air drops, any of those gorilla army or kid armies that slaughter these villagers , gets in the way of their work or steals from the hungry, would have trained killers to get past, no diplomacy or bullshit they be getting fed and watered direct.

[BoxingGorilla]

I'd give most of it away to people I know and charity. I wouldn't want to feel the dread that comes with having to protect a large sum of money from white collar criminals.

Wanna invest? Wanna invest? Wanna invest?

[ryanman]

When the lottery started in Britain everyone I knew was in schemes to beat it. People actually thought they could beat a 14 million to 1 shot with a £50 per week stake.

You were one of them weren't you Fenster?

[Fenster]

When the lottery started in Britain everyone I knew was in schemes to beat it. People actually thought they could beat a 14 million to 1 shot with a £50 per week stake.

You were one of them weren't you Fenster?

Yes but I didn't run it or understand odds like I do now. I'd just chuck my tenner a week into the pot. It makes me laugh thinking back how adamant these blokes were that they had a system to beat it from such a tiny outlay. Madness. They probably still do it to this day

[Memphis]

My thick elder brother and his thick wife had a system to beat the lottery. In a nutshell stick with the same numbers and live for 14 million weeks.


She said to me stick with the same numbers and eventually you'll win. I said even if that were true and it was working through every combination you could potentially need to stay alive for 14 million weeks.

She asked how long that was in years.