Alrighty people the weekend is once again upon us. Cellllllllllllllllllllllllebrate good times come on!!! It's a celebration!!!

Chill the mugs, pop some caps, & kick back on the couch...it's time for another installment of Wacko's Drunken Round by Round!

On ShowTime this Saturday night April the 1st, 2006 wev'e got yet another stroke through the swamp that was once the glorious heavyweight wading pool.

What was a rich & exciting division...the flagship of boxing, if you will...is now nothing more than a series of contant disappointment after disappointment after disapointment when it comes to title fights...but we have one of the most compelling fighters of the bunch making another title defense this weekend...so maybe there is still hope.

Lamon Brewster (33 wins with 29 ko's & 2 losses) matches power against...well...Wacko really can't say seeing as how I have very limited knowledge of Serguei Lyakhovich (22 wins with 14 ko's & 1 loss)...hey...atleast I admit it. Heh heh heh.

That being said...the questions regarding this match could easily fill up two or three pages of forum time if one really pushed the issue...but there are only a few questions that I really give a shat about & want an answer too...

First & most importantly...BAM!!!...which Lamon Brewster will show up? The one that almost got beaten by Wladimir Klitschko but gutted it body, mind, heart, & soul to scrape out a controversial win (?) or the one that showed up unmotivated to lose to Clifford Etienne? If the Brewster that blasted out Golota in 52 seconds shows up...we'll all be happy campers...but on the other hand...nobody wants to see the Brewster that struggled for 12 rounds with the trashman Kali Meehan get awarded a gift decision.

Unfortunately...this is actually what I think that we might get. But I'll be happy if he proves me wrong...it'd be nice to have a heavyweight champion to get behind (& I don't mean get behind in a CuteMick way either ) for a change.

For some reason...I just can't get into Brewster...but maybe he will turn out to be what Don King touts him as..."the Modern Day Cinderella Man" or "the Black Rocky"...but you have to look at who those nicknames are coming from.

Second & only slightly important...BAM!!!...who is Serguei Lya..Lya-what? Lya-who? Lyakhovich!

So secondly...who is Serguei Lyakhovich & what is his deal?

I mean, technically, I know who he is...& I know about his record...but is he a decent fighter? Again, I admit that I don't know a hell of a lot other than his handle is "the White Wolf" (...which I might add borders on cheese) & that he's fought & beaten only Dominick Guinn of name. We all know that Dominick has been on a down hill slide for about the past 2 years or so & to beat him doesn't really say much because in the end...Dominick Guinn is nothing more than a name of a previously hyped heavy hopeful. Say that really fast the times! So again...who is Serguei Lyakhovich & what is his deal? Does he have enough skills to take Brewster the distance? Surely if it goes 12 Lyakovich will win...because let's face it...Brewster does'nt do to well down the stretch.

So what's the answer folks? If youv'e got a better set of questions...bring 'em up...let's talk...but be sure to try & give me your opinions on the questions posed also...

Third & of course the last question is this...BAM!!!...being that it's the end of March madness & basketball is being crammed down everyone's throats...coupled with the fact that (let's face it) these names don't really even get boxing fans excited...will anyone other than true boxing fans watch the fight. Brewster vs Lyakhovich starts at 11PM on Saturday night...so let me just go ahead & prepare you for the drunkest of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds ever...EVER!!!

That's waaaaaaaaay to late in the drinkin game to start coverage...but we all do what we can to get by. Heh heh heh.

So after all you poon heads basket ball fans watch the games...you can flip over to this intriquing heavyweight title after the NCAA semi-finals drops on the last net. Oh bwoy!

That being said...with the usual banter over & done with...it's time to get back into the thick of it. Break out the chips & salsa...your "kidney killer" of choice...& get crackin with the usual weekend festivities!!!

Cheers & koneecheewah bitches!