Signs that you are getting older

[brocktonblockbust]

when you look at an old man and then he gets up from hıs seat on the bus to offer ıt to YOU!!!

[Master]

Pulled a muscle in my back, can’t breath WTF! Feel like crap. Body is falling a part. I hate getting old.

[brocktonblockbust]

cant shıt rıght, need to pound fruıt before bed so as to move the bowels easıly followıng mornıng---
ıf bowels not moved before leavıng house I have a constant feelıng of tıghtness and pressure ın my hıps, ass, ıntestınes,
MY WORST NIGHTMARE FOR CONSTIPATION WOULD BE TO EAT A COUPLE OF THICK AND BINDING CHEESE SANDWICHES ABOUT MDNIGHT AND FORGET TO DRINK WATER OR EAT SOME NICE WATERMELON, THEN TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND BE TOTALLY BOUND UP TIGHT LIKE CEMENT-

YES I HATE GETTING OLD TOO.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

the guys get younger - they also seem to be more immature than when I was that age

And don't get me started on the women - wearing 'onezies' and dressing up as giant animals. Fucking stupid, no one over 5 should be doing that.

You sometimes wake up looking worse for wear other times fine and you can't figure out what you did different, younger you just get up and look decent anyway.

And my right knee is sore from exercise but again, I don't know what exactly I did cause it.

[brocktonblockbust]

the guys get younger - they also seem to be more immature than when I was that age

And don't get me started on the women - wearing 'onezies' and dressing up as giant animals. Fucking stupid, no one over 5 should be doing that.

You sometimes wake up looking worse for wear other times fine and you can't figure out what you did different, younger you just get up and look decent anyway.

And my right knee is sore from exercise but again, I don't know what exactly I did cause it.

was it the Muay Thai

[Howlin Mad Missy]

the guys get younger - they also seem to be more immature than when I was that age

And don't get me started on the women - wearing 'onezies' and dressing up as giant animals. Fucking stupid, no one over 5 should be doing that.

You sometimes wake up looking worse for wear other times fine and you can't figure out what you did different, younger you just get up and look decent anyway.

And my right knee is sore from exercise but again, I don't know what exactly I did cause it.

was it the Muay Thai

dunno

[Andre]

When you dont want to risk buying green bananas anymore.

[Gandalf]

I'm 32, can you believe that? It shocks me to my core. I am mad, I am self destructive, but I have to live with that. I turn and look at my noose in the corner. It is a weird sight really. My wife asks me why I keep it hanging there and I tell the truth. This winter I was going to hang and now I haven't I keep it there. I have been testing the weight in recent days and it supports me.

[brocktonblockbust]

I'm 32, can you believe that? It shocks me to my core. I am mad, I am self destructive, but I have to live with that. I turn and look at my noose in the corner. It is a weird sight really. My wife asks me why I keep it hanging there and I tell the truth. This winter I was going to hang and now I haven't I keep it there. I have been testing the weight in recent days and it supports me.

you are too noble a man to do such a thing Miles. Please dismiss this option once and for all.

[roberto duran legend]

For the last couple of years, when i wake up for a piss in the night
when i fart it seems to last longer than my piss.

[Master]

the guys get younger - they also seem to be more immature than when I was that age

And don't get me started on the women - wearing 'onezies' and dressing up as giant animals. Fucking stupid, no one over 5 should be doing that.

You sometimes wake up looking worse for wear other times fine and you can't figure out what you did different, younger you just get up and look decent anyway.

And my right knee is sore from exercise but again, I don't know what exactly I did cause it.

was it the Muay Thai

dunno

Early stages of arthritis I am afraid to say. You will start walking with a limp, which then affects your back and you end up with a walking stick.

[Ghost]

I'm 32, can you believe that? It shocks me to my core. I am mad, I am self destructive, but I have to live with that. I turn and look at my noose in the corner. It is a weird sight really. My wife asks me why I keep it hanging there and I tell the truth. This winter I was going to hang and now I haven't I keep it there. I have been testing the weight in recent days and it supports me.

This thread is about getting old not about offing your self at 32.

[brocktonblockbust]

here ıs a good one: you can no longer put up wıth the punıshıng monotony of brushıng your teeth for so long every mornıng, so you start cuttıng ıt back to a quıck 30-second toothbrushıng to get ıt the fuck over wıth---seeıng as you have probably spent 2 mınutes each multıplıed by 2 tımes per day multıplıed by 365 days per year multıplıed by just ımagıne ıf we restrıct ıt to the last 10 years! Thıs MUST add up to WEEKS of tıme just brushıng the goddamned teeth. And yet I hate bad breath so.

[Master]

here ıs a good one: you can no longer put up wıth the punıshıng monotony of brushıng your teeth for so long every mornıng, so you start cuttıng ıt back to a quıck 30-second toothbrushıng to get ıt the fuck over wıth---seeıng as you have probably spent 2 mınutes each multıplıed by 2 tımes per day multıplıed by 365 days per year multıplıed by just ımagıne ıf we restrıct ıt to the last 10 years! Thıs MUST add up to WEEKS of tıme just brushıng the goddamned teeth. And yet I hate bad breath so.

When you get an electric brush.

[jemmalyn]

Have to agree with this one "You lie to your kids to get them to behave"