People should never follow fashion trends as it is only ever going to make people laugh at you down the line. One should always try to look smart, but effortlessly timeless. And that goes for clothing, hair, everything.

Nobody could ever look at me and say look at that ninny in the skinny jeans or look at that plonker with a mullet.

Sure they could say 'look at that raving nutter who dresses respectably', but nobody is ever going to say that I dress like a nutter.