I'm not getting any younger and I've not been in a gym since I was 17/18 and I was never serious about it then.

I thought that I might give it a go and see how I get on before I lose my foot to diabetes or some shit like that.

I'm only looking to do cardio at the moment, get a bit of this timber off me, I could do with losing a few stones, all the Stella, Pizza and curry is catching up with me.

Another reason I'm doing it is because I rarely do fucking anything these days, at least this gets me out and about even if just for a short period of time.

Wish me luck, knowing me I'll probably give myself a fucking heart attack running for the bus before I even get there.