The insanity of people and their pets

[walrus]

Cats are fast and agile and beautiful even in old age. The perfect athlete. Not like dogs, who look like shit when they're old. Besides, all that unconditional love sort of makes me lose respect for them.

You are harsh. Dogs are a man's best friend and will protect you. Cats will run off.

Because they are smart, they have no time for violence, sleep is much more important.