Where is Gandalf?

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Gandalf hath genuflecteth in the thine Woods
Where dark lord Al hath foraged the Chicken of the Woods
And all the goods
And Robin Hood's
Shoulds and Coulds and Woulds

Miles hath walketh in thine Parketh in South Koreath, with hith long legs patht the youngeth Korean womeneth, Oh! How he strideth!