Wierd matchups: seriously who would win?

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

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Brock what have you been smoking today ?;D

Whatever it is, I want some.

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

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I'll play.
1. Spinks UD
2. Leonard late TKO
3. Never happen, they both respect boxing too much.
4. Holyfield KO
5. Tua late KO

What about these? All prime!

1. 3ea Ricardo Lopez vs 1 Bob Foster.
2. 4ea Danny Garcia vs 1 George Chuvalo.
3. Ray Leonard and Sergio Martinez vs Ali.
4. 3ea Julio Cesar Chavez vs Rocky Marciano.
5. 2ea PacMan and Nonito Donaire vs Joe Frazier.
Are these strange enough for you?

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

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Originally Posted by Master

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

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Lol

Wilde verses And?

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Originally Posted by IamInuit

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Originally Posted by Master

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

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Lol

Wilde verses And?

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Wilde v Julian Jackson - hardest p4p in history.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by IamInuit

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Originally Posted by Master

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

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Lol

Wilde verses And?

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Wilde v Julian Jackson - hardest p4p in history.

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First guy that came to mind and then guys like Zarate and Olivares climbed in. Hence thee and. I think Wilde is the biggest puncher in boxing history.

Dude man :-X

I really really miss my Bong at times like this.

I think the 7 Dwarves with knifes beat them all btw

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

Dude man :-X

I really really miss my Bong at times like this.

I think the 7 Dwarves with knifes beat them all btw

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yes they did they sliced them up
carved them like a little pup
chowed them down and made a burp
ate a bird that did not chirp!

btw how the fuck does Sugar Ray Leonard beat a 2004 Mike Tyson? That is fucked up. Seriously? Imagine Leonard throwing his bombs at the wildman tattoo that Tyson has on his left eye. And Tyson would try to butt him.

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Originally Posted by beenKOed

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

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I'll play.
1. Spinks UD
2. Leonard late TKO
3. Never happen, they both respect boxing too much.
4. Holyfield KO
5. Tua late KO

What about these? All prime!

1. 3ea Ricardo Lopez vs 1 Bob Foster. --FOSTER TKO LATE
2. 4ea Danny Garcia vs 1 George Chuvalo. --CHUVALO TKO LATE
3. Ray Leonard and Sergio Martinez vs Ali.--HAHAHA I GO WITH ALI IN THE 14TH
4. 3ea Julio Cesar Chavez vs Rocky Marciano.---HAHAHA ROCKY SMOKES HIM IN 6
5. 2ea PacMan and Nonito Donaire vs Joe Frazier.---FRAIZER MISSED EVERY HOOK
Are these strange enough for you?

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---YES INDEED, YES INDEED MY MAN!

RIGHT UP MY ALLEY--which alley is that?
the alley where the alley cat
purrs and prowls
dreaming of eating ol' hoot owls
or other kinds of water fowls--

then wipes his ass on paper towels--
until an ol' alley dog growls!

and bites the balls off Colin Powell
then sucks off Simon Cowell.

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

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Originally Posted by beenKOed

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

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I'll play.
1. Spinks UD
2. Leonard late TKO
3. Never happen, they both respect boxing too much.
4. Holyfield KO
5. Tua late KO

What about these? All prime!

1. 3ea Ricardo Lopez vs 1 Bob Foster. --FOSTER TKO LATE
2. 4ea Danny Garcia vs 1 George Chuvalo. --CHUVALO TKO LATE
3. Ray Leonard and Sergio Martinez vs Ali.--HAHAHA I GO WITH ALI IN THE 14TH
4. 3ea Julio Cesar Chavez vs Rocky Marciano.---HAHAHA ROCKY SMOKES HIM IN 6
5. 2ea PacMan and Nonito Donaire vs Joe Frazier.---FRAIZER MISSED EVERY HOOK
Are these strange enough for you?

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---YES INDEED, YES INDEED MY MAN!

RIGHT UP MY ALLEY--which alley is that?
the alley where the alley cat
purrs and prowls
dreaming of eating ol' hoot owls
or other kinds of water fowls--

then wipes his ass on paper towels--
until an ol' alley dog growls!

and bites the balls off Colin Powell
then sucks off Simon Cowell.

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I don't think Marciano would approve of your rhyming but Broner might be interested, he's a rap artist wannabe.

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

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1. Leon Spinks by decision
2. Mike Tyson by KO
3. Vitali by decapitation
4. Evander Holyfield by TKO
5. Tua by KO

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Originally Posted by Beanflicker

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

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1. Leon Spinks by decision
2. Mike Tyson by KO
3. Vitali by decapitation---HAHAHA GREAT ONE MATE!!!! :D
4. Evander Holyfield by TKO
5. Tua by KO

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Leon was pretty hot at his peak there in '78.