Wierd matchups: seriously who would win?

[brocktonblockbust]

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

[Dark Lord Al]

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

Brock what have you been smoking today ?

[Master]

Whatever it is, I want some.

[IamInuit]

[beenKOed]

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

I'll play.
1. Spinks UD
2. Leonard late TKO
3. Never happen, they both respect boxing too much.
4. Holyfield KO
5. Tua late KO

What about these? All prime!

1. 3ea Ricardo Lopez vs 1 Bob Foster.
2. 4ea Danny Garcia vs 1 George Chuvalo.
3. Ray Leonard and Sergio Martinez vs Ali.
4. 3ea Julio Cesar Chavez vs Rocky Marciano.
5. 2ea PacMan and Nonito Donaire vs Joe Frazier.
Are these strange enough for you?

[Master]

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

[IamInuit]

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

Lol

Wilde verses And?

[Master]

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

Lol

Wilde verses And?

Wilde v Julian Jackson - hardest p4p in history.

[IamInuit]

We have had Lopez v Tyson before and Lopez won.

Lol

Wilde verses And?

Wilde v Julian Jackson - hardest p4p in history.

First guy that came to mind and then guys like Zarate and Olivares climbed in. Hence thee and. I think Wilde is the biggest puncher in boxing history.

[brocktonblockbust]

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

I'll play.
1. Spinks UD
2. Leonard late TKO
3. Never happen, they both respect boxing too much.
4. Holyfield KO
5. Tua late KO

What about these? All prime!

1. 3ea Ricardo Lopez vs 1 Bob Foster. --FOSTER TKO LATE
2. 4ea Danny Garcia vs 1 George Chuvalo. --CHUVALO TKO LATE
3. Ray Leonard and Sergio Martinez vs Ali.--HAHAHA I GO WITH ALI IN THE 14TH
4. 3ea Julio Cesar Chavez vs Rocky Marciano.---HAHAHA ROCKY SMOKES HIM IN 6
5. 2ea PacMan and Nonito Donaire vs Joe Frazier.---FRAIZER MISSED EVERY HOOK
Are these strange enough for you?

---YES INDEED, YES INDEED MY MAN!

RIGHT UP MY ALLEY--which alley is that?
the alley where the alley cat
purrs and prowls
dreaming of eating ol' hoot owls
or other kinds of water fowls--

then wipes his ass on paper towels--
until an ol' alley dog growls!

and bites the balls off Colin Powell
then sucks off Simon Cowell.

[beenKOed]

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

I'll play.
1. Spinks UD
2. Leonard late TKO
3. Never happen, they both respect boxing too much.
4. Holyfield KO
5. Tua late KO

What about these? All prime!

1. 3ea Ricardo Lopez vs 1 Bob Foster. --FOSTER TKO LATE
2. 4ea Danny Garcia vs 1 George Chuvalo. --CHUVALO TKO LATE
3. Ray Leonard and Sergio Martinez vs Ali.--HAHAHA I GO WITH ALI IN THE 14TH
4. 3ea Julio Cesar Chavez vs Rocky Marciano.---HAHAHA ROCKY SMOKES HIM IN 6
5. 2ea PacMan and Nonito Donaire vs Joe Frazier.---FRAIZER MISSED EVERY HOOK
Are these strange enough for you?

---YES INDEED, YES INDEED MY MAN!

RIGHT UP MY ALLEY--which alley is that?
the alley where the alley cat
purrs and prowls
dreaming of eating ol' hoot owls
or other kinds of water fowls--

then wipes his ass on paper towels--
until an ol' alley dog growls!

and bites the balls off Colin Powell
then sucks off Simon Cowell.

I don't think Marciano would approve of your rhyming but Broner might be interested, he's a rap artist wannabe.

[Beanflicker]

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

1. Leon Spinks by decision
2. Mike Tyson by KO
3. Vitali by decapitation
4. Evander Holyfield by TKO
5. Tua by KO

[brocktonblockbust]

Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua

1. Leon Spinks by decision
2. Mike Tyson by KO
3. Vitali by decapitation---HAHAHA GREAT ONE MATE!!!!
4. Evander Holyfield by TKO
5. Tua by KO

Leon was pretty hot at his peak there in '78.

[FinitoElDinamita]

lol u never cease to amaze me, Brockton..

1. Spinks SD Foreman

2. Leonard UD Tyson..... Tyson is a mental midget and a 4round fighter in 2004 so Im sure the fleetfooted Leonard wouldnt have much problems dancing his way past the 4th round... After that he can outpoint the mental midget tyson. Watch Leonard against Duran and Hagler.. He comes in with the same mindset and he can win..

FLoyd UD Vitali.. Vitali is too slow and goofy with his footwork to catch Floyd. U cant hit what u can't see and this is a perfect example. Floyd would dance his way and frustrate this clumsy ol foo to a safe decision.

Holyfield KO3 Holmes

Tua beats the troll Haye via murder

[brocktonblockbust]

lol u never cease to amaze me, Brockton..

1. Spinks SD Foreman

2. Leonard UD Tyson..... Tyson is a mental midget and a 4round fighter in 2004 so Im sure the fleetfooted Leonard wouldnt have much problems dancing his way past the 4th round... After that he can outpoint the mental midget tyson. Watch Leonard against Duran and Hagler.. He comes in with the same mindset and he can win..

FLoyd UD Vitali.. Vitali is too slow and goofy with his footwork to catch Floyd. U cant hit what u can't see and this is a perfect example. Floyd would dance his way and frustrate this clumsy ol foo to a safe decision.

Holyfield KO3 Holmes

Tua beats the troll Haye via murder