Quote Originally Posted by beenKOed View Post
Quote Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust View Post
Im part Italian and the Italians or the Romans I should say used to get off with bizarre matchups in the Coloseum in Roma, like 7 dwarves with knives vs, 2 hungry lions; or how about 3 blindfolded body-builders vs. a baby elephant with sharp lances attached to its extremities, etc. Guess I have some of the morbid curiosity in me too. How about:

1. Prime 1978 Leon Spinks vs 1999 George Foreman

2. Prime Sugar Ray Leonard vs 2004 Mike Tyson

3. Prime Floyd Mayweather vs. old Vitaly Klitschko

4. 2013 Evander Holyfield vs 2013 Larry Holmes

5. 2013 David Haye vs 1999 David Tua
I'll play.
1. Spinks UD
2. Leonard late TKO
3. Never happen, they both respect boxing too much.
4. Holyfield KO
5. Tua late KO

What about these? All prime!

1. 3ea Ricardo Lopez vs 1 Bob Foster. --FOSTER TKO LATE
2. 4ea Danny Garcia vs 1 George Chuvalo. --CHUVALO TKO LATE
3. Ray Leonard and Sergio Martinez vs Ali.--HAHAHA I GO WITH ALI IN THE 14TH
4. 3ea Julio Cesar Chavez vs Rocky Marciano.---HAHAHA ROCKY SMOKES HIM IN 6
5. 2ea PacMan and Nonito Donaire vs Joe Frazier.---FRAIZER MISSED EVERY HOOK
Are these strange enough for you?
---YES INDEED, YES INDEED MY MAN!
RIGHT UP MY ALLEY--which alley is that?
the alley where the alley cat
purrs and prowls
dreaming of eating ol' hoot owls
or other kinds of water fowls--

then wipes his ass on paper towels--
until an ol' alley dog growls!

and bites the balls off Colin Powell
then sucks off Simon Cowell.