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Ha, well we know someone is prepared. I remember when everyone was scared of bio-chemical attacks from North Korea everyone bought that crazy plastic and duck tape to seal their house. Just remember that now I was in like 7th grade literally half the people I knew were doing that. Sure none of them would admit to it now as ridiculous as it is.
Anyways, would bring like a pound, maybe 2 pounds of weed or premium dope as they called it in Vietnam. Hell more then that. Whatever, I'm on a desert island, I'm not a guy who appreciates nature that much unless I'm lit. So I would need it. That's about it really. Oh a grow kit.
Then just all the other neccessities in a large bag. That would really suck. Why does it have to be a desert island? Why not a tropical island with lots of assorted fruits and vegetables growing everywhere with a sizeable chicken/cow and turkey population?
OH, and a shitload of bug killer to last an entire lifetime specifically spider killers. I can live with malaria, maybe. I can't live with the fear of putting on my shoes and having a spider bite me. I check my shoes in my house I'm so paranoid I could not manage.
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Amat: "Quit being such a faggot, you're in the back seat." --- Old School
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Yeah, but if I could choose between the 2, I'd pick a lighter over matches. Matches get wet they're useless, a lighter always dries out.
You can also build a big fire and after you run it for a while, you don't necessarily have to let it keep a flame. You can cover it and the coals will stay hot for many hours; is all you need is the dry stuff to get it built back up.
Also, you can make a coal bed. If you dig a fairly large hole, width and depth, you can make a long bed of coals. Then you cover it over and sleep on top of it and it will keep you as warm as any house could. You have to dig it deep because if you fall asleep on it and it is too close to the surface you'll burn your back.
We did this several times out when we would be hunting hogs with my dogs and would stay overnight. In the morning you just uncover the coals and put some tender on it and the fire starts right back up.
We also dug a 4 ft. pit and would let the hog meat we cut up in the hole. We would build a huge fire and after it built up a substantial amount of coals, we would put a layer of dirt over it, then wrap sections of meat in burlap and lay it on top, then cover the entire pit. Let it sit for about 8 hours and when you pull the burlap off the meat falls off the bones.[/quote]
Yeah!
Excellent method of cooking food while in the sticks.
It was first used by the Celts.
The Irish Celts referred to it as a "Fulacht Fia."
They also used the same principle with a pool of water, dropping the stones in to boil their food.
Very happy your familiar with this Legion.
When society breaks down we'll eat at yours:D
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My stunning Girl
My Dj equipment
My drink n drugs storage unit.
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Only boozeboxer can turn a desert island thread into the appropriate way to milk a cow :o
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hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
see thats what i originally wanted
famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.
PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!!
Shelter? With all that he'd have made a fully functional attack helicopter!;)
I would bring a tarp: for trapping water in between rain.
A knife
signal mirror
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hattonthehammer
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hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
see thats what i originally wanted
famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.
PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!!
Shelter? With all that he'd have made a fully functional attack helicopter!;)
I would bring a tarp: for trapping water in between rain.
A knife
signal mirror
After thinking about it a little more, if it isn't for fun purposes, the question in terms of practicality doesn't make much sense. If you get to choose the 3 things beforehand, then obviously you would know that you were on the way to desert island by yourself. I mean, who the hell would really do that.
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Indestructible Housing
Infinite Amount of Assorted Foods
My Family
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A pregnant dairy goat.
A pregnant sow.
some hot girl that didn't speak english.
I don't think they speak english
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I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.
I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.
I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.
I can't get into that show cause you know he's just going home to a hotel later on that evening. Maybe its cause I saw Survivorman first where he actually has to stay out in the jungle (or wherever) for a week, at least supposedly on his own. I mean the guy gets so hungry he really seems to enjoy things like baby freshwater shrimp. With Man versus Wild it just takes something away from killing and cooking a rabbit when you know he's going to be eating a steak or something later on that night.
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1. One of those "Real Dolls"... For banging purposes.. And after a few years, would probably be less annoying and better company than a real woman.
2. Television...
3. Burbourn....
The 3 needs of every man... Sex, entertainment, relaxation....
I'll get up once a day to catch my own fish..
Does the hoar come with a oar ? You can paddle her home when your done.
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a attractive women
a sword
and guns w/ammo.
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1: Boat
2: Paddles
3: Lifejacket
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Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement;D
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement;D
What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to get open sores which would attract sharks. Your boat would end up being eaten.
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement;D
What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to rot.
That's for me to know, my small hobbit friend... and for you to never find out;D...
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement;D
What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to get open sores which would attract sharks. Your boat would end up being eaten.
Well you've expressed your satisfaction with her prowess as a lady of the house.
If she were there she'd most certainly be able to tend to the culinary needs of her deserted companions, and you've always told us of her caring nature.
Much more useful than some high maintenance model waste-of life.
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hitmandonny
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Bilbo
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement;D
What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to get open sores which would attract sharks. Your boat would end up being eaten.
Well you've expressed your satisfaction with her prowess as a lady of the house.
If she were there she'd most certainly be able to tend to the culinary needs of her deserted companions, and you've always told us of her caring nature.
Much more useful than some high maintenance model waste-of life.
Purly for motherly purposes, I assure you;)
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
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hitmandonny
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Bilbo
What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to get open sores which would attract sharks. Your boat would end up being eaten.
Well you've expressed your satisfaction with her prowess as a lady of the house.
If she were there she'd most certainly be able to tend to the culinary needs of her deserted companions, and you've always told us of her caring nature.
Much more useful than some high maintenance model waste-of life.
Purly for motherly purposes, I assure you;)
Funny thing Pride,
I should have spread enough, but I just can't get rep to you for some reason.
Soon as I'm able I will.
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement;D
Which one bro? you may be doing me a favor, just stay away from the wife. Cause thats my main girl :pimp2:
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Julius Rain
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement;D
Which one bro? you may be doing me a favor, just stay away from the wife. Cause thats my main girl :pimp2:
Geezus;D Well played, sir!
