if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??

[donnydarkoIRL]

Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement

What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to get open sores which would attract sharks. Your boat would end up being eaten.

Well you've expressed your satisfaction with her prowess as a lady of the house.

If she were there she'd most certainly be able to tend to the culinary needs of her deserted companions, and you've always told us of her caring nature.

Much more useful than some high maintenance model waste-of life.