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You are correct, there is no perfect pollutant.
I agree with Bilbo, strangulation is a tried and tested method and ultimately has few effects on the environment. As a man who really believes in protecting the planet I full advocate strangulation.
Cool as :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
Prepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Whats the health plan like for serial killing?
Ooh, that is seriously twisted! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AndrePrepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Andre, with a rare glimpse into his psychopathic, yet creative mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by milesOoh, that is seriously twisted! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AndrePrepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
A good solid hammer is terribly underrated.
Shiiiit. I wanted to talk about my new job, but this thread has already gone on a tangent. Dammit.
How's your ass holding up the daily hammerings?Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
IT / CAD Administrator, in Engineering and Construction support for Facilities, Infrastructure and Petrochemical Industries. Currently supporting Municipal Engineering.
Been looking for a more stable work environment. The economy has reduced my company down to a core group for the past two and half years now. I hit the age where I'm overqualified for most companies. (a stupid HR term to filter out more expensive employees)
I've got an interview tomorrow. They asked me to provide a skills list. I'm going nuts weeding out the nonsense because they called me in and I didn't expect it. I'm not sure what division of the company the job is for. I'm going to wing it.
Send them application to them over three months ago and I was concentrating on another company that went with an internal promotion. (I wasted lots energy on that)
HA :p you are right,specially if you think of the outcome; the real twisted bit is she is Asian and cooked by a broken rice cooker. The irony is better than using the iron. ;D.Quote:
Originally Posted by milesOoh, that is seriously twisted! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AndrePrepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Go for it bro, we are all :ears:.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
To be honest with you mate, what they were getting up there was starting to make me cough blood, but that's sort of stopped now, just a reddish brown mucus from the phlegm when I cough these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HHow's your ass holding up the daily hammerings?Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
And Andre, I work in a bank gay brothel. I think I'd have more dignity if the second one were true!
Fay brothel /bank. Oh well its all about working around deposits.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunTo be honest with you mate, what they were getting up there was starting to make me cough blood, but that's sort of stopped now, just a reddish brown mucus from the phlegm when I cough these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HHow's your ass holding up the daily hammerings?Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
And Andre, I work in a bank gay brothel. I think I'd have more dignity if the second one were true!
I didn't do half bad for the interview, but I have competition in the downed California economy. Tough to get a read on how I did, in hind sight I should have asked. They told me I'm up for the next stage which is the technical interview. Kinda sounds like a Government job process.
Good luck mate, I'm sure you'll do well. I always think I suck in interviews, and I think I can only remember one interview where I haven't got the job out of some five or six I've done so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by fan johnny
I'm leaving out my application for MI5 in my last year of uni where I got cut at the aptitude test phase. I only applied for a laugh, and went to this big govt building near the river if I remember rightly. Everyone else turned up in suits, and I'd gone to the effort of putting my best jeans on. I was also kind of hungover, so I didn't expect too much, but it was quite interesting.
Those kind of Civil Jobs you have to prepare for. in the prep course they have mock up interviews and they really put a lot of pressure on you to get you to react in one way or another. When you first look at it is seems the right way to do the process to weed out all the bad candidates. But all it really means is they have weeded out the people that don't prepare. When I was still in College I tried the firefighter exam. My first application there were 2500 people that applied. After the written exam there were only 850 left. Then after the physical exam there were a little over 400 left. Then came the board interview and after that there were only 250 people left to fill 11 positions over a two year period. I ended up 47th after the board interview and got called to the fire chief's interview. I did good with that too and ended up number 22 on the final list. I don't know if I could do any better than that which was my first try. I met guy who had been going through the process for 5 years in different counties and never made it that high. The job paid a base salary of 65.000 but most first years made an average of 95,000 because of the over time. The work 1 day 24 hours get 1 day off 24 hours for 3 days, then get 3 days off in a row. The duty shift is from 8-5 and they get to what ever they want the rest of the 16 hours while on-call at the station. A lot of the firefighters do other jobs as well. That's why there were 2500 applicants for 11 jobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunGood luck mate, I'm sure you'll do well. I always think I suck in interviews, and I think I can only remember one interview where I haven't got the job out of some five or six I've done so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by fan johnny
I'm leaving out my application for MI5 in my last year of uni where I got cut at the aptitude test phase. I only applied for a laugh, and went to this big govt building near the river if I remember rightly. Everyone else turned up in suits, and I'd gone to the effort of putting my best jeans on. I was also kind of hungover, so I didn't expect too much, but it was quite interesting.
Don't let my career choice, rain on your parade...Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Go right ahead, we're listening.
Fuck off! I kill my women however I choose to. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI find this really quite offensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?
I run the risk of being clawed in the face and ruining my god like features.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboIt's still a very bad pollutant. Chloroform isn't perfect either.Quote:
Originally Posted by boozeboxerI disagree. For one it isn't the worst of all environmental pollutants because it has an extremely short atmospheric life. Around 20 years whenever you consider some things like CFC's can last for hundreds of years.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI find this really quite offensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?
Mick, you're a big guy can't you just use strangulation? No carbon footprint and a more personal touch.
That's a risk I'm not willing to take.
Plus there's nothing more personal than rape after they've died.
and also cool "ass", which is great with some BBQ sauce by the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreCool as :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
Jesus Christ, your usage of my beloved comma is even worse than ICB's.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMickDon't let my career choice, rain on your parade...Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Go right ahead, we're listening.
Fuck off! I kill my women however I choose to. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI find this really quite offensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?
I run the risk of being clawed in the face and ruining my god like features.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboIt's still a very bad pollutant. Chloroform isn't perfect either.Quote:
Originally Posted by boozeboxerI disagree. For one it isn't the worst of all environmental pollutants because it has an extremely short atmospheric life. Around 20 years whenever you consider some things like CFC's can last for hundreds of years.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI find this really quite offensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?
Mick, you're a big guy can't you just use strangulation? No carbon footprint and a more personal touch.
That's a risk I'm not willing to take.
Plus there's nothing more personal than rape after they've died.
and also cool "ass", which is great with some BBQ sauce by the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreCool as :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
Got called back for a second interview. They say they have narrowed it down to three. The first interview was just a 30 min deal with 4 people shooting questions. Now, I'm going back to see 4 people separately 1 on 1 style. At least one of them is technical and I just have to sit under the light. (They had all these buzz words in their add but when I shot questions at them they weren't doing any of that new stuff. :confused:) The others supposedly want to see how I come across the disciplines in the office and get a feel for my personality. I've never seen this approach before. I'm trying to keep my hopes down but I think if I don't get the offer I still be really bummed. I've got a week to think about this one.
Good luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by fan johnny
I have no career. I've just moved around a couple of jobs. I'm 27 and I have no clue what I actually want to do with my life.
I graduated with a degree in Health Sciences. I started out as a Health Inspector, then I was transferred to a different department and worked as a Senior Health Advisor. I quit, then got a call from an old friend and took a job as a Warehouse Supervisor at a kitchen and bathroom cabinet distributor. I quit that because upper management ruled with an iron fist and I worked 60+ hours a week without any overtime compensation. I've been a collegiate volleyball coach during all those jobs and now that's all I'm really doing until I find something else that interests me.
Financially, I'm doing fine. I made a smart investment in a business years ago and it's been paying me out and my wife also makes way more money than I ever did working any of those previously mentioned jobs, JACKPOT!
I think I did mentioned this in some other thread. I'm a concept artist/designer. Meaning I'm part of the pre-production crew that lays out the visual look for video games and movies, be it animated or otherwise. I only work about once per year since '07 because I make very good money on just one job and just spend the rest of the year enjoying myself, although that one job I might be working anywhere between 3-6 months at 10-12 hour days, but nonetheless I enjoy what I do immensely.
Some of you here may even watched a movie or played a video game where I was part of the development team.
I do remember you saying that before. Had forgotten until then!Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
At the time I thought you have an amazing job, now I simply can't describe how brilliant your job sounds.
What movies and what games have you helped develop? I'm curious now. That sounds like an awesome job!Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
C-Lo! Good to see you around man.Quote:
Originally Posted by C-LoWhat movies and what games have you helped develop? I'm curious now. That sounds like an awesome job!Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
I'm always around reading up on posts. I just don't reply as often. The main boards have gotten a lot more peaceful since hornfinger got banned.
He'll be back at some point, but I suspect it won't be for long.Quote:
Originally Posted by C-Lo
I photograph naked women... Boring job after awhile. :cool:
How is your mum these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
Six feet underQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG HHow is your mum these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
And your's?
See, now when I wrote that post, I thought, "If his Mum aint around anymore, this will be in bad taste." And subsequently it was :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostSix feet underQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG HHow is your mum these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
And your's?
OMG! Thread over...
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Originally Posted by BIG HSee, now when I wrote that post, I thought, "If his Mum aint around anymore, this will be in bad taste." And subsequently it was :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostSix feet underQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG HHow is your mum these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
And your's?
You should have known his mother was dead considering he is like 87 years old.
Stop making out you work hard, most of the time you are doing nothing but lazing about, you told us. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Im a free lance executioner.
:fighting0043gi5:
I have two days before going to my interview..... while I'm waiting I'm not stopping my new job home search. There was a job posting from a company about 6 months ago here in California near my home town. I used have some connection to when I worked overseas. I felt my experience was a good fit would at least get me an invite but I only got a courtesy response. Now they have re-posted the position and I found out the office handling the job is not San Francisco but Vancouver Canada. Weird how big corporate companies do stuff like that. I applied in a San Francisco position for Bechtel and I got a letter from the London office saying they had a position in UAE they wanted me to apply for. :smash:
I'm really very excited! I got a letter last Friday from a recruiter from Stanford. I would really love to get back home. I've been stuck in Southern California since 2004. When I got back from working in the Philippines, I tried 6 months to get work in the San Francisco Bay Area and I had to learn what being over-qualified was. (It means, you're older and cost too much money) The position looks like a far fit, I might be a little under qualified, but I'd love that work environment. Its a pretty damn big shopping list. I'd hate it if my interview goes well Wednesday and have to run up to Menlo Park for an interview, but I can't sit still watching the world pass by my door. I've got to make things happen.
I am an I. T man.
I can do Client/Server Windows Application in a rapid development schedule.
If you need a system PM me. I'll give you 60% discount :D
I FVCVKIN need money these days. My wife is due this month.
I dont even know what that is , does that mean I dont need one?Quote:
Originally Posted by miron_lang