She would have been seven years old dude....you are one sick twisted perv if ever there was one. I'm sure folk like you have no shame, but you should definitely be ashamed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
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She would have been seven years old dude....you are one sick twisted perv if ever there was one. I'm sure folk like you have no shame, but you should definitely be ashamed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
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Originally Posted by superheavyrhunShe would have been seven years old dude....you are one sick twisted perv if ever there was one. I'm sure folk like you have no shame, but you should definitely be ashamed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
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hahaha I think JB should take over my mantle as the forum perv henceforth.
At least the girls I lust over are 19.:p
You are in a position of power and trust, if you abuse that your name will be mud and that will stay with you forever so do not even go there. It is simply a crush and you must have some inadequacies in your life to even contemplating acting on this crush. Are you having a good sex life, try and work on your relationship with your wife. This girl is nothing more than a tease and you will regret doing anything to her. I get flirted upon by single mothers, young teenagers some times and never respond, your reputation is the most important thing you have. DO NOT FUCK THAT UP EVER!
:vd: does anyone actually get where I'm coming from???
Please someone relay back to me what they think I'm on about. Read it back to me will you?
Bollocks you cunt ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunShe would have been seven years old dude....you are one sick twisted perv if ever there was one. I'm sure folk like you have no shame, but you should definitely be ashamed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
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hahaha I think JB should take over my mantle as the forum perv henceforth.
At least the girls I lust over are 19.:p
This is my take.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
You are involved in a school run, bunch of loud, flirtatious, girls. One of them has taken an interest in you, a few comments here and there, maybe says something in front of her friends and you have panicked a bit because a) you are maybe feeling a little shy, a guy alone surrounded by a bunch of young girls and you're worrying a bit about what they may say and do, and b) you really fancy this particular girl and you're suffering a mixture of guilt, excitement and nerves...
But what you have to remember are the following.
1) Every guy likes to look at 17-21 year old girls. It's totally natural for you to fancy her, hell I'd fancy every girl on the bus.
2) It's totally natural for young girls to flirt a little bit with older guys, it doesn't mean anything, and it certainly doesn't mean she has any intention of molesting you on the bus or dragging you into a cupboard. She's probably just interested in the innocent flirting, and would be horrified if you made an actual move on her, a girl can be fun and flirtatious without being a slut, God who knew eh ;)
3) It's a good thing. If an older, but still youngish male was driving a bus packed with young girls and none of them showed any interest or said anything it would mean he must a total minger as every normal looking guy would get a few comments, as girls in a group like to flirt, just as guys do.
4) Nothing actually has to happen. Just because a girl smiles at you, or gives you a wink etc doesn't mean any clothes are about to come off or any fluids are about to be exchanged on the back seat. It's just a totally harmless flirt and it would be a miserable life if you had to go through it without every experiencing it.
5) I would just enjoy it. You don't have to flirt back or make it sexual or innapropriate. But you can certainly smile about it and feel good that a pretty young girl has noticed you. When Lois told me I smelled nice a couple days ago it made the rest of my day. Do I expect her to knock on my door and present herself to me because of this? Fuck, if only life was that good! She has probably forgotten all about it by now and complimented a half dozen more guys since she last saw me and were I to turn up at her door I imagine she would be downright frightened. But it doesn't stop me liking the compliment, or fancying her like mad and secretly viewing her facebook pics :p
Facebook pics. Now there's a thought...
No seriously, about the bus. No, the school i'm covering for at the minute is a private school that houses a preparatory school, a secondary school and a college (or something to that effect), all mixed gender.
On the route i'm covering there are probably 6 from each, she is the only girl not in uniform.
...edit... Sorry, had to stop posting, wife was at the door without her key and i was on the shitter!! ;D
Yeah anyway, so once all kids arrive at the school they all rush together into their little groups/cliques/ gangs etc and she is always looking to me on the sly and as yet her friends seemingly haven't acknowledged it yet... I just dread what happens next...
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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Sadly.......nothing will happen next.
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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
So?
Ask for a different route. Is this how you're going to react every time you see an attractive girl/woman? Why don't you man up and dump your fat pregnant wife and run off to bedsit lounge with a school kid? That's what you want to hear?
What the fuck are thinking?
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Originally Posted by Master
Agreed. Abort mission, return to home base at once.
Have you considered that you're maybe not cut out for social interaction at all? Maybe a research post in the Antarctic where the only women you're likely to meet are going to be 50 year olds more interested in the cube of sludge brought up from under the sea than in you?
Not that I mean to take your problem lightly, it's just that I still wouldn't be getting stressed about it. Stay professional, put it in the wank bank for later on, keep your job.
Oh Missy don't be like that... I tell you what, this is ridiculous and not exactly fair. I really expect better from you. I don't mean to be mean but are you really that dumb?Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
So?
Ask for a different route. Is this how you're going to react every time you see an attractive girl/woman? Why don't you man up and dump your fat pregnant wife and run off to bedsit lounge with a school kid? That's what you want to hear?
What the fuck are thinking?
Haha that's the funniest line of the week, I'm still chuckling ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
This is rapidly becoming one of Saddo's most legendary girl threads.
We've had El Gamo getting a girl pregnant through a dry hump, Ono's six month quest for a kiss, my own personal favourite, namely Booze's telephoning his condolences to a girl he'd never met sympathising with the death of her father and asking if she might like a date, and now JB's panic attack because a girl stares at the back of his head whilst he's driving the bus.
Really, on reflection, Booze is the biggest man here by far, at least he took action even if it was hysterically the wrong action.
No YOU fucking wake up and listen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel BoogustusOh Missy don't be like that... I tell you what, this is ridiculous and not exactly fair. I really expect better from you. I don't mean to be mean but are you really that dumb?Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
So?
Ask for a different route. Is this how you're going to react every time you see an attractive girl/woman? Why don't you man up and dump your fat pregnant wife and run off to bedsit lounge with a school kid? That's what you want to hear?
What the fuck are thinking?
Everyone on the thread has pretty much given you the same advice. Leave it alone. But you keep going on about it. So you don't want to hear 'leave it/her alone'. You want someone to say go fuck her. Then fine, I said it for you so you can take zero responsibilty for your own actions.
You don't want advice? Don't ask for it.
You don't like the advice? Tough shit. I'm not paid to hear your sob stories.
time waster. Should have just asked me. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
I love Missy when she is having a go at someone other than me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyNo YOU fucking wake up and listen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel BoogustusOh Missy don't be like that... I tell you what, this is ridiculous and not exactly fair. I really expect better from you. I don't mean to be mean but are you really that dumb?Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
So?
Ask for a different route. Is this how you're going to react every time you see an attractive girl/woman? Why don't you man up and dump your fat pregnant wife and run off to bedsit lounge with a school kid? That's what you want to hear?
What the fuck are thinking?
Everyone on the thread has pretty much given you the same advice. Leave it alone. But you keep going on about it. So you don't want to hear 'leave it/her alone'. You want someone to say go fuck her. Then fine, I said it for you so you can take zero responsibilty for your own actions.
You don't want advice? Don't ask for it.
You don't like the advice? Tough shit. I'm not paid to hear your sob stories.
This is no-brainer.. thread..
Things that could happen, if you touch..
1. Lose your job.
2. Lose your family.
3. Labelled a paedophile for life.
4. Go to jail, where you meet Bubba and become life long friends.
5. Daddy finds you and removes you balls with rusty toenail clippers.
Too many choices to list here.. :)
I got +repped which is lovely but this is the thing. If someone comes to you wanting advice on improving their social skills, do you give them a pep talk or point out to them they have BO?
I'm going to offer a bit of alternative advice and go with this...
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Oh Missy you saucy devilQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missytime waster. Should have just asked me. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Dear Jimanuel Boogustus,
Would you like the opportunity to win a £2.50 bargain booze voucher? Do you have a few moments to take a quick survey on the quality of advice that the site has provided?
Please rate between one and five stars.
1* - Terrible
2* - Mediocre
3* - Average
4* - Good
5* - Life Changing
I think this is the 1st time a post has genuinely stressed me out. My god you really are that dumb. Or maybe just blinded by your own life experiences? Either way, you a sooo Barking up the wrong tree it is unbelievable! 'Leave it alone'... don't insult my integrity you sour faced lonely old hag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyNo YOU fucking wake up and listen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel BoogustusOh Missy don't be like that... I tell you what, this is ridiculous and not exactly fair. I really expect better from you. I don't mean to be mean but are you really that dumb?Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
So?
Ask for a different route. Is this how you're going to react every time you see an attractive girl/woman? Why don't you man up and dump your fat pregnant wife and run off to bedsit lounge with a school kid? That's what you want to hear?
What the fuck are thinking?
Everyone on the thread has pretty much given you the same advice. Leave it alone. But you keep going on about it. So you don't want to hear 'leave it/her alone'. You want someone to say go fuck her. Then fine, I said it for you so you can take zero responsibilty for your own actions.
You don't want advice? Don't ask for it.
You don't like the advice? Tough shit. I'm not paid to hear your sob stories.
I really regret ever thinking that a bunch of cunts could ever offer genuine advice. I hope all your children get spinal biffida... Or whatever Bilbo had. Cunts.
I offered you some cracking advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Genius ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by ono
Ok this is a simple one Jim. You have three very clear options.
1. Go for it, you only live once
2. Ignore it, let it pass
3. Avoid it, get a different route/quit.
Id probably go in that order to be fair but then Im not married to your wife, if I was there would almost certainly be weirdness between us and I dont want that. I feel like I've dodged a bullet even mentioning it.
Hope this helps.
P.S : When Mick arrives and says you should tie her up, cover her in goose fat, kill her and then stuff her in the boot of your car............that isnt really an option.
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haha brilliant, this thread has given so much. ;D
Actually my advice has been very sensible. Nothing is going to happen. It's ok to secretly fancy her and imagine your wife is her when you have sex. No harm done, the end.
What in the fuck are you mad about? Literally everyone in this thread gave you genuine advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
What do you want us to say? No one thinks this is a big deal and it in no way jeopardizes either you job or your relationship. Be polite and professional, but distant, when interacting with the girl and accept that you're going to find other women, including ones arbitrarily deemed 'underage' or whatever, and just fucking deal with it.
Nothing bad can happen if you conduct yourself like a normal human being. Now, if the problem is that you really want to fuck her that might say something about your relationship and then you need to examine that. But if your only concern is these seemingly irrational fears, then you're just fine. The girl isn't going to make a move on you, she's not going to accuse you of acting unprofessionally, and just career and family life are both going to be fine.
Unless there is more to the story than you have told, there are no problems but those you create for yourself.
....As did I you ungrateful bastard!Quote:
Originally Posted by onoI offered you some cracking advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Interesting thread. Nice way to kill an office hour.
I don't really see the big deal. There is no harm in seeing someone as attractive or them making silly flirtatious moves, but as an older guy with a lot of life experience you just take it for what it is. It's nothing in the great scheme of things. I get called cute every day and some of these girls are hot, but it's nothing more than a young girl saying something and in an innocent kind of way, but even if it wasn't, I wouldn't spend too much time considering it. I take it for what it is. I do my work and then outside of work forget about it. What you seem to be doing is taking it far too seriously and are thus building up some kind of complex or issue out of it.
You have your life and what you know is right, you are making a bit of a mountain out of a molehill here. Missy has been harsh, but bang on the money IMO. Might as well call a spade a spade.
Exactly, all in a day's work for Miles. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
I'm still not understanding why he's feeling guilty about fancying a 17 year old. Lou from Neighbours was tapping Libby and there was about a 60 year age gap. Nobody cared.
Totally, now if he was banging this 17 year old, then the guilt should kick in, but to be having an over dramatic fantasy it isn't hurting anyone unless he starts blabbing too everyone he knows.Quote:
Originally Posted by onoExactly, all in a day's work for Miles. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
I'm still not understanding why he's feeling guilty about fancying a 17 year old. Lou from Neighbours was tapping Libby and there was about a 60 year age gap. Nobody cared.
Entertaining thread, but a bit over my head really. I don't get it.
Jim, call me what you like. I'm not the one getting cold feet about how my life will change forever when a nipper comes along.
Why don't you tell us what advice you would like to hear. Go fuck her or ignore her.
Miles, some people need a dose of harsh to cut through the BS.
You're just p1ssed off, coz it's usually you with the 'bus' stories ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
Am i the only one who's starting to think Jim looks like Otto from The Simpsons now?
hey, I took a second look and ran for the hills, no drama...Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HYou're just p1ssed off, coz it's usually you with the 'bus' stories ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
But on the otherhand I was called an extremely clever woman with a slice of crazy, today by gypo. Go figure.....(not that smart by the looks of things ;):cool:)
Missy, it's like you just want to believe that I wish to cheat on my wife. And for your information, My son IS actually here. He is 5 months old. In recent months I have fought for my family and the roof over our heads from the depths of redundancy and I'm now miraculously in a position where I love where I'm at. Stability. I just cannot legislate for this. I'm not sharing anymore information with you mugs because I realise now I made a mistake bringing this here but Fuck me this is stressfull.
Sorry about the foul mouth I don't know what I'm playing at bringing this shit here... Madness...
Serious question, what sort of advice/comments were you hoping to receive?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
I ask because IMO people have given you some good responses.