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Reminds me of a certain incident where someone, for some reason, had it in their head that harder = better... And she aimed to be the best that ever existed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hornfinger
I would say with the way she was pounded, she could have had a 5 pound steak fully tenderized in under 20 second... I still maintain my dick hasn't looked the same since...
observation is fine....she doesn't have one so why should she know how you like to get off? Guide her hand with yours..it ain't rocket science ffsQuote:
Originally Posted by Hornfinger
I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.
everyone is different.
And I stand by my original suggestion of offering a helping hand...not to you but to whomever is helping you out.
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Originally Posted by Hornfinger
You do realise a woman squirting is just piss
She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!
Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you
doesn't taste like it...apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Hornfinger
You do realise a woman squirting is just piss
She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!
Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you
never tasted my piss after a shag but know for a fact i always feel the urge to mark my territory the moment ive dumped a big load of bollock yoghurt ;D;D;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missydoesn't taste like it...apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Hornfinger
You do realise a woman squirting is just piss
She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!
Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you
and praise be to the guys happy to journey south again after that. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammernever tasted my piss after a shag but know for a fact i always feel the urge to mark my territory the moment ive dumped a big load of bollock yoghurt ;D;D;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missydoesn't taste like it...apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Hornfinger
You do realise a woman squirting is just piss
She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!
Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you
The worst kiss for me was always having to kiss my nan and grandad goodbye whenever they visited. A horrid rosey one right on the pecker, I never understood why a simple handshake wouldn't suffice for grandad and a mild hug for gran. They call it family.
Never had one really to be honest, except for maybe kissing your auntie or nan. But pretty much every kid hates to do that.
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Originally Posted by ICB
So all your previous boyfriends have been good kissers? ;D;D;D
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/26447...l/pwned9rv.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Hornfinger
You do realise a woman squirting is just piss
She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!
Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you
Coming from HattonTheHomo that really is a contradiction.
Worst kiss of my life = HattonTheHammer........but on the flip side he gives a blinding nosh
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Originally Posted by BIG H
look at you, as if anyone would believe you have ever kissed someone:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: