Worst kiss of your life??

[HattonTheHammer]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

You do realise a woman squirting is just piss

She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!

Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you

doesn't taste like it...apparently

never tasted my piss after a shag but know for a fact i always feel the urge to mark my territory the moment ive dumped a big load of bollock yoghurt

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

You do realise a woman squirting is just piss

She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!

Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you

doesn't taste like it...apparently

never tasted my piss after a shag but know for a fact i always feel the urge to mark my territory the moment ive dumped a big load of bollock yoghurt

and praise be to the guys happy to journey south again after that.

[Gandalf]

The worst kiss for me was always having to kiss my nan and grandad goodbye whenever they visited. A horrid rosey one right on the pecker, I never understood why a simple handshake wouldn't suffice for grandad and a mild hug for gran. They call it family.

[ICB]

Never had one really to be honest, except for maybe kissing your auntie or nan. But pretty much every kid hates to do that.

[HattonTheHammer]

Never had one really to be honest, except for maybe kissing your auntie or nan. But pretty much every kid hates to do that.

So all your previous boyfriends have been good kissers?

[ICB]

Coming from HattonTheHomo that really is a contradiction.

[BIG H]

Worst kiss of my life = HattonTheHammer........but on the flip side he gives a blinding nosh