Worst kiss of your life??

[Dizaster]

To be totally honest i haven't kissed a girl where I thought 'that was really good' for a long time. Maybe I just attracted girls that can't. I'm currently ploughing this girl with a huge tongue. It's not good. But A guys gotta fuck ya know?

I'm starting to think that women are a bit clueless.

I mean you hear all the time women moaning that men don't know what they're doing in the sack. Women are just as bad.

99% of woman don't know how to give a hand job. They tug away at the root for ages and wonder why you haven't come.

The tip bitch! the fucking tip!! that's where the feeling is.

Women should be made to watch porn then they'll find out how it's done.

God damn!

Reminds me of a certain incident where someone, for some reason, had it in their head that harder = better... And she aimed to be the best that ever existed...

I would say with the way she was pounded, she could have had a 5 pound steak fully tenderized in under 20 second... I still maintain my dick hasn't looked the same since...

[Howlin Mad Missy]

To be totally honest i haven't kissed a girl where I thought 'that was really good' for a long time. Maybe I just attracted girls that can't. I'm currently ploughing this girl with a huge tongue. It's not good. But A guys gotta fuck ya know?

I'm starting to think that women are a bit clueless.

I mean you hear all the time women moaning that men don't know what they're doing in the sack. Women are just as bad.

99% of woman don't know how to give a hand job. They tug away at the root for ages and wonder why you haven't come.

The tip bitch! the fucking tip!! that's where the feeling is.

Women should be made to watch porn then they'll find out how it's done.

God damn!

observation is fine....she doesn't have one so why should she know how you like to get off? Guide her hand with yours..it ain't rocket science ffs

[Hornfinger]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

everyone is different.

And I stand by my original suggestion of offering a helping hand...not to you but to whomever is helping you out.

[HattonTheHammer]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

You do realise a woman squirting is just piss

She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!

Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

You do realise a woman squirting is just piss

She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!

Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you

doesn't taste like it...apparently

[HattonTheHammer]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

You do realise a woman squirting is just piss

She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!

Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you

doesn't taste like it...apparently

never tasted my piss after a shag but know for a fact i always feel the urge to mark my territory the moment ive dumped a big load of bollock yoghurt

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

You do realise a woman squirting is just piss

She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!

Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you

doesn't taste like it...apparently

never tasted my piss after a shag but know for a fact i always feel the urge to mark my territory the moment ive dumped a big load of bollock yoghurt

and praise be to the guys happy to journey south again after that.

[Gandalf]

The worst kiss for me was always having to kiss my nan and grandad goodbye whenever they visited. A horrid rosey one right on the pecker, I never understood why a simple handshake wouldn't suffice for grandad and a mild hug for gran. They call it family.

[ICB]

Never had one really to be honest, except for maybe kissing your auntie or nan. But pretty much every kid hates to do that.

[HattonTheHammer]

Never had one really to be honest, except for maybe kissing your auntie or nan. But pretty much every kid hates to do that.

So all your previous boyfriends have been good kissers?

[ono]

I ain't got a cunt but I still now how to get one to squirt. With the amount of free shared info available on line etc it's not hard to find out what is good or bag.

You do realise a woman squirting is just piss

She can do so whenever she pleases and you really havent uncovered anything here!!

Perhaps the lass your with is just amusing you

[ICB]

Coming from HattonTheHomo that really is a contradiction.

[BIG H]

Worst kiss of my life = HattonTheHammer........but on the flip side he gives a blinding nosh

[HattonTheHammer]

Worst kiss of my life = HattonTheHammer........but on the flip side he gives a blinding nosh

look at you, as if anyone would believe you have ever kissed someone