Kid thunder

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, as many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bag and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

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Originally Posted by Plopeater

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, at many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bad and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

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Plop once again you show your excellent wit , oustanding post.

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

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Originally Posted by Plopeater

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, at many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bad and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

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Plop once again you show your excellent wit , oustanding post.

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Dark Lord,

I was being serious, I have spent the day on a rack trying to increase my height, so my BMI would reduce. It was hard work, so hard that I went and bought a large Doner Kebab for tea, with lots of mayo on.

I am now ready for my first session with TM, but fear after your comment he will not take me seriously

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

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Originally Posted by Plopeater

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, at many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bad and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

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Plop once again you show your excellent wit , oustanding post.

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Dark Lord,

I was being serious, I have spent the day on a rack trying to increase my height, so my BMI would reduce. It was hard work, so hard that I went and bought a large Doner Kebab for tea, with lots of mayo on.

I am now ready for my first session with TM, but fear after your comment he will not take me seriously

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Cut down on the turds and u will soon lose weight.

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

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Originally Posted by Tilt A Whirl

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

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So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

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Originally Posted by Tilt A Whirl

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

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So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

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And you obviously have a massive porn collection,stop before you get carpal tunnel
Hey,its a start in the training process for you

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Originally Posted by Tilt A Whirl

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

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So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

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And you obviously have a massive porn collection,stop before you get carpal tunnel
Hey,its a start in the training process for you

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Thank you for the advice, but I have no porn at all on my PC or on DVD which is weird.

I am buying a Nintendo Wii today unless you advise me this is not a training method. I will try and send you some video footage and hopefully within a week I will be ready for my pro debut

I know you put it up as a joke,and Ive never seen one,but the Wii might actually be helpful for focusing during shadowboxing.I mean if it works like they make it look during the commercials. I mean the thing probably doesnt work like it does in the commercials for it,but if it did,Ive heard worse ideas for training,why not use improved technology to produce improved boxers?
Even a joke might have a grain of,"You know,that might be helpful",because in all honesty if you dont watch them like a hawk,fighters tend to let their minds wander during shadow boxing,that might actually help with focusing.
Go fig,you had a decent idea,when you were trying to be a smart ass.
Now somebody else try it first,because those things are expensive as hell.

Please can we post some nicknames for Plop , as his ring name.

"The King of Ring Sting " Plopeater

more please.

"Who needs sewage refinery plants when you have Plopeater?"

"cut the shit, or he'll eat it, along with your ass" PLOPEATER

Damn,I asked around,turns out if a pro boxer used a Wii,it will apparantly overload the game. Sorry,Plop,I thought you might have lucked in to a good idea,by being a smart ass. But it turns out the game cant keep up with the hand motions of an actual boxer.
Oh well,if it had worked it would have been a cool idea,I hate mother henning a guy shadow boxing,it would have almost been worth the money the damned things cost if it would have worked.
Kids today,if its not digitized,you have to work twice as hard to get them to take it seriously,I actually had hopes for that idea.

Are you saying that the hand speed of Andrew Hartley would confuse the Wii?

Who did you ask about this?

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Originally Posted by Tilt A Whirl

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

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So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

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And you obviously have a massive porn collection,stop before you get carpal tunnel
Hey,its a start in the training process for you

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he will have strong forearms and wrists;D