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[Dark Lord Al]

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, at many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bad and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

Plop once again you show your excellent wit , oustanding post.

[Plopeater]

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, at many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bad and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

Plop once again you show your excellent wit , oustanding post.

Dark Lord,

I was being serious, I have spent the day on a rack trying to increase my height, so my BMI would reduce. It was hard work, so hard that I went and bought a large Doner Kebab for tea, with lots of mayo on.

I am now ready for my first session with TM, but fear after your comment he will not take me seriously

[Dark Lord Al]

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, at many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bad and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

Plop once again you show your excellent wit , oustanding post.

Dark Lord,

I was being serious, I have spent the day on a rack trying to increase my height, so my BMI would reduce. It was hard work, so hard that I went and bought a large Doner Kebab for tea, with lots of mayo on.

I am now ready for my first session with TM, but fear after your comment he will not take me seriously

Cut down on the turds and u will soon lose weight.

[Tilt A Whirl]

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

[Plopeater]

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

[Tilt A Whirl]

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

And you obviously have a massive porn collection,stop before you get carpal tunnel
Hey,its a start in the training process for you

[Plopeater]

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

And you obviously have a massive porn collection,stop before you get carpal tunnel
Hey,its a start in the training process for you

Thank you for the advice, but I have no porn at all on my PC or on DVD which is weird.

I am buying a Nintendo Wii today unless you advise me this is not a training method. I will try and send you some video footage and hopefully within a week I will be ready for my pro debut

[Howlin Mad Missy]

How did you expect me to train Andrew? He makes 200 to 400 a fight,was I supposed to set up a camp for him? He's not getting any training where he is,so this was the best I could come up with.
And it is working,wether you guys like it or not,he's more of a legit boxer then he ever was before.
Welcome to the real world,not everybody has the luxery of a full camp,and turning down ten million for a fight.Most people in the buis have day jobs.
But thanks to all for proving the old adage,"No good deed goes unpunished",%100 correct

So can you train me, I have enough money for a nintendo Wii, I could practice on that

And you obviously have a massive porn collection,stop before you get carpal tunnel
Hey,its a start in the training process for you

he will have strong forearms and wrists