I kinda need advice. Bad times.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Jim really should have learnt from the experiences of others before him that posting about personal issues on here rarely goes well.

Don't throw your pearls to the pigs as Mr Jesus would say.

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I find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...

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I'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...

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I refer you to my second sentence.

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Jim really should have learnt from the experiences of others before him that posting about personal issues on here rarely goes well.

Don't throw your pearls to the pigs as Mr Jesus would say.

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I find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...

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I'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...

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I refer you to my second sentence.

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Yup, looking at that list of names, there is definitely a common pattern emerging.

We can certainly add Jim to this group..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9miIX62S4s

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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.

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it took you 6 pages to say, there's this girl who's attractive who may or may not be flirting with me, I want her to cut it out.

SAME reply you muppet. Ignore her.

And yeah you are acting like you've got something to hide, especially when you post up - you had to stop posting because you heard the key turn in the lock.:rolleyes:

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Quote me you dumb slag.

I once knew a girl from Leeds.......... she ate a packet of seeds,
Within the hour her bum was a flower and her fanny a bed full of weeds.
hope this helps.

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

...edit... Sorry, had to stop posting, wife was at the door without her key and i was on the shitter!! ;D

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I suspect this is the bit Missy was referring to.

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Originally Posted by Mattyhitman

I once knew a girl from Leeds.......... she ate a packet of seeds,
Within the hour her bum was a flower and her fanny a bed full of weeds.
hope this helps.

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Well, at least he'll know not to take her to a garden centre.

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

...edit... Sorry, had to stop posting, wife was at the door without her key and i was on the shitter!! ;D

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I suspect this is the bit Missy was referring to.

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I suspect your a dick head.
So I had to answer the door? Big deal! Missy is a tool. Either that or it's a Mod thing...

this thing still going ?!?

Jim - just fudge nudge her and be done with it will you so we can put this thing to bed goddamnitt !!

Feel bad but fuck it. Spoke to one of the teacher/ controllers in the school yard this morning. Told him this girl is distracting me from driving, said she is always trying to talk to me and refuses to stay in her seat (not exactly true). Suggested that, for the safety of the other users, He should have a word. He gave me a look as if to say 'that's someone elses job' but said 'don't worry I'll try and sort it' so she will be spoken to sooner or later and I'm sure it will piss her off and turn her right off me. If she gets funny, I'll direct her to Bilbo's facebook page.

ive only just caught wind of this thread which is a pity coz im a master when it comes to advice of a sexual attraction nature :)

honestly tho as this seems to be a thread of confessions and I have one to tell you

I have a 16 year old cousin in law and im 37, she is girly attractive and a lot of fun, i sometimes do think about her when not in her company, i havent fantasized sexually but i have imagined my self in situations that would be unacceptable

id say when we are in each others company it is flirtatious and she is very touchy feely,

Id never do owt tho, honest

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Jim really should have learnt from the experiences of others before him that posting about personal issues on here rarely goes well.

Don't throw your pearls to the pigs as Mr Jesus would say.

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I find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...

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I'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...

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Yeah but those are often the best threads, unless, like CFH said, you're insane. A bit of derision is standard and should be expected. And then if you act like a cunt about (not saying JB has because i haven't read the whole thread) then you should expect it even more. ;D

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Originally Posted by miles

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor ;D

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

Feel bad but fuck it. Spoke to one of the teacher/ controllers in the school yard this morning. Told him this girl is distracting me from driving, said she is always trying to talk to me and refuses to stay in her seat (not exactly true). Suggested that, for the safety of the other users, He should have a word. He gave me a look as if to say 'that's someone elses job' but said 'don't worry I'll try and sort it' so she will be spoken to sooner or later and I'm sure it will piss her off and turn her right off me. If she gets funny, I'll direct her to Bilbo's facebook page.

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I think you have handled this badly. But in an amusingly good way

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Originally Posted by miles

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor ;D

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I aso love the line 'I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to'. Have you ever come across a more passionate and red blooded man? Such a romantic way with words, no wonder his wife fell for him, must have swept her off her feet with his sexy talk...

He makes Ed Miliband sound racy...:-\