I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[Gandalf]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

[ono]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor

[Kev]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor

I aso love the line 'I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to'. Have you ever come across a more passionate and red blooded man? Such a romantic way with words, no wonder his wife fell for him, must have swept her off her feet with his sexy talk...

He makes Ed Miliband sound racy...

[ono]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor

I aso love the line 'I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to'. Have you ever come across a more passionate and red blooded man? Such a romantic way with words, no wonder his wife fell for him, must have swept her off her feet with his sexy talk...

He makes Ed Miliband sound racy...

Hahaha. He is from Harrogate though so i can believe it.

[ono]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario?

[Gandalf]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario?

I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario?

I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

[Andre]

Ah lighten up and have a laugh. Lifes too short.

[Kev]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario?

I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

Let us know how it goes Jim.

I hope my maggot grub grows quickly because I would love to be a fly on the wall for the lecture this poor girl is about to receive. 'Hey Bridget, I need a word. You're going to have to stop saying hello to the school bus driver, he can't handle it. Also he says he can feel you staring at the back of his head sometimes. It's causing problems between him and his wife so I've arranged for you to face the other way, and you will have to get on the bus early whilst he's on his tea break. Walking past him unsettles him'.

[ono]

Alternatively, the school have provided an Asda Bag For Life for you to put over your head for the entire duration of your journey.

[CFH]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario?

I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

Let us know how it goes Jim.

I hope my maggot grub grows quickly because I would love to be a fly on the wall for the lecture this poor girl is about to receive. 'Hey Bridget, I need a word. You're going to have to stop saying hello to the school bus driver, he can't handle it. Also he says he can feel you staring at the back of his head sometimes. It's causing problems between him and his wife so I've arranged for you to face the other way, and you will have to get on the bus early whilst he's on his tea break. Walking past him unsettles him'.

Best thread ever?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario?

I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

Problem is, you reckon what you really wanted to say you said on page 6 - you want her to stop 'flirting' at you. Notice I said at otherwise it's flirting WITH which takes both of you.

Added to this you original post which was nothing like what you said on p.6. If you want to turn round and say 'what I meant to say was', then that's your own fault for explaining it poorly, you can't blame others for your poor communication skills. How are we supposed to know what you mean unless you say what you mean

[Gandalf]

Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario?

I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

Why so serious?

You are giving yourself these labels because they seem to be circling around in your head. I have always thought of you as a sensible stand up kind of person, but this implosion is truly fascinating.

I don't think your definitions say very much about me at all, but if it makes you feel better about yourself, then for sure think that way.

If it is as quirky as it seems you should probably book a few sessions with a shrink and get this ironed out properly. You aren't managing this very well on your own at all.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

I'm not managing with you lot, tis true but don't get it twisted. This situation is dealt with now. And Bil, seriously, I'm actually flattered by your inability

Missy, yawn.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

You're a joke of a man.