James Toney returns! JFAT alliance reunion thread.

James Toney, the HW that has been massively avoided by both Klitschko brothers, makes his much anticipated return to boxing next month. He is to face undefeated Lucas Browne on his own turf of Australia, which is rumoured to be somewhere south of the globe. After defeating Bobby Gunn, Toney was rumoured to be ready to fight both Adamek and Tyson Fury on the same evening. However, Fat Dan the ESPN boxing eater wasn't happy about that and so went on a poo poo crusade as he thought Toney was trying to cut the line in Burger King a little too often and responded the only way a journalist could. Moral of the story: cut Dan Rafael off in Burger King anytime you see him and laugh in his face as you walk out with your whopper placed firmly in hand. He would be wobbling and sweating with fried meat withdrawal symptoms. Tyson Fury fell through as Tyson Fury talks crap about everyone. Still, at least he talks about James Toney, unlike those glacial frauds the brothers Klit.

No man has ever stopped James Toney and the same cannot be said of them and Toney has a resume that even now stomps on theirs. JFAT alliance, this is your calling! Toney cometh once more!

Lucas Browne : Boxer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEp9IuliKrg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQAeFr-NniM&playnext=1&list=PL611438A830AC40CE&feature=re sults_video

For a skinny, proper, white Englishman, you have a strange obsession with this slurring, blubbery, washed-up has-been.

A man has his favourite fighters and as Barrera was one, Calzaghe was one, so is Toney. I won't discard him because is rotund, if you can justify it then I am all for it. Toney isn't your average American, he would hurt them all and I like nasty, headstrong boxers.

Was he slurring here? I don't think so. Certainly no more than your average American who cannot even produce sentences or define the word liberal or walk. We have a few here and they even slur in their text. As for Fat Dan, that is my issue, not someone like Toney.

Toney actually fights, so of course I like the man. As for your other derogatory stuff about Toney, let's see first. You are not a member, so go away. We don't like you here, Tito. Go away to your place and join in the alliance when you see sense.

This is an older mans club. We don't want stopped fighters like Cotto. We are hardcore, we are JFAT, no stoppages here. Bugger off with that take a knee nonsense. We don't like it. Go away.

Nobody has managed to stop him eating either.

Miles you should have your own TV show.

He'd make a great ink blot for the Rorschach test.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEp9IuliKrg

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That was quite sad. You have to feel sorry for him that he never earnt the money Benn and Eubank did, he could have retired years ago like them.

It's not a comeback if you've been out for less than a year. And frankly, it ain't a comeback if you're not actually going to do more training than a light jog to the nearest McDonalds. Browne has knocked out the usual suspects in terms of HW victims in the UK, but I doubt he'll KO Toney. I wish Toney would just retire and stop making me decide if his sorry ass is worth including in the prediction competition.

He made the money but he blew through it. He's one of the biggest tax delinquents in California.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

He made the money but he blew through it. He's one of the biggest tax delinquents in California.

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You are a breath of fresh air. So informative!

I'm JFAT for life. The guy has no option but to fight and Kimbo will be right up his street. Sad but true.

Youtube will love him now.

This just gets embarrassing each time you lobby that Toney will come good he falls flat on his face. He is washed up and has no chance against the elite fighters any more. James is no more than a novelty act now. Get over him please for your own sanity.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

A man has his favourite fighters and as Barrera was one, Calzaghe was one, so is Toney. I won't discard him because is rotund, if you can justify it then I am all for it. Toney isn't your average American, he would hurt them all and I like nasty, headstrong boxers.

Was he slurring here? I don't think so. Certainly no more than your average American who cannot even produce sentences or define the word liberal or walk. We have a few here and they even slur in their text. As for Fat Dan, that is my issue, not someone like Toney.

Toney actually fights, so of course I like the man. As for your other derogatory stuff about Toney, let's see first. You are not a member, so go away. We don't like you here, Tito. Go away to your place and join in the alliance when you see sense.

This is an older mans club. We don't want stopped fighters like Cotto. We are hardcore, we are JFAT, no stoppages here. Bugger off with that take a knee nonsense. We don't like it. Go away.

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Love Toney and wish him well in the match, but can't see him making a dent in the top 10 at heavyweight. Doubt he'd beat Chisora at this point due to being soooooo inactive and rusty and pretty much shot. Never heard of this guy Toney is fighting so I figure he'll beat him like he did Rydell Booker.

Also, don't discredit Americans and generalize like that Miles. I have my BA in English and I am currently working on my teaching credential. :zzwhip:

Not one wise crack or insult (except Kimbo...and that just the truth)??? He sounds as tired and worn as his resume has become...and I love James Toney, but have no idea who that was in that clip using his name.

James Toney should not be allowed to fight anywhere, for his own sake. Who knows how many more punches he can take.

JFAT Alliance! We are here in force!