James Toney, the HW that has been massively avoided by both Klitschko brothers, makes his much anticipated return to boxing next month. He is to face undefeated Lucas Browne on his own turf of Australia, which is rumoured to be somewhere south of the globe. After defeating Bobby Gunn, Toney was rumoured to be ready to fight both Adamek and Tyson Fury on the same evening. However, Fat Dan the ESPN boxing eater wasn't happy about that and so went on a poo poo crusade as he thought Toney was trying to cut the line in Burger King a little too often and responded the only way a journalist could. Moral of the story: cut Dan Rafael off in Burger King anytime you see him and laugh in his face as you walk out with your whopper placed firmly in hand. He would be wobbling and sweating with fried meat withdrawal symptoms. Tyson Fury fell through as Tyson Fury talks crap about everyone. Still, at least he talks about James Toney, unlike those glacial frauds the brothers Klit.

No man has ever stopped James Toney and the same cannot be said of them and Toney has a resume that even now stomps on theirs. JFAT alliance, this is your calling! Toney cometh once more!

Lucas Browne : Boxer