Kirkland - You are being called out - Forum Gay of the Year.

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It's time for the 2015 Forum Gay of the Year. Call it.

Ooooh, this again. You first tried this in March dear, we're only a couple of months further into the year.

And anyway, after the first attempt at trying to railroad me into a new competition I announced an investigation into whether you and Miles are illegally plotting to steal the 2015 contest.

I felt that I was being manhandled by you and Miles so there's an ongoing investigation to see if there are any irregularities. I've got the bloke who investigated FIFA, Michael Garcia doing it. And let me tell you from his initial findings it's looking like Miles is the Sepp Blatter of the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year competition.

Don't worry darling, there will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year competition. But don't forget it's up to the bloke wearing the coveted tiara to announce the date.

Walrus is seriously going for the title this year. There are more backroom deals in saddo than you can get at a FIFA convention.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

Ooooh, this again. You first tried this in March dear, we're only a couple of months further into the year.

And anyway, after the first attempt at trying to railroad me into a new competition I announced an investigation into whether you and Miles are illegally plotting to steal the 2015 contest.

I felt that I was being manhandled by you and Miles so there's an ongoing investigation to see if there are any irregularities. I've got the bloke who investigated FIFA, Michael Garcia doing it. And let me tell you from his initial findings it's looking like Miles is the Sepp Blatter of the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year competition.

Don't worry darling, there will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year competition. But don't forget it's up to the bloke wearing the coveted tiara to announce the date.

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That is libelous. I simply want a fair vote with the people to decide.
Yes you get to decide when exactly to call the contest, but I recommend you do so soon while your gay antics of the previous year still linger in the memory. This year Princess you have let the tiara collect dust and it deserves better.
You are running scared. Running with your once perfectly waxed legs.

@Gandalf you are being horribly slurred here.

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Originally Posted by Master

Walrus is seriously going for the title this year. There are more backroom deals in saddo than you can get at a FIFA convention.

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There are some good contenders this year @Master. Could be a good one if it ever happens.

Master could you change the thread title to this -
Kirkland - You are being called out - Forum Gay of the Year.

I am being slandered, but I like nothing more than a bit of mincey slander too. The truth is bankers and politicians should look in the mirror before crying over football and comparing forum gay legends with football bosses. I am not corrupt, but bankers and governments are. Fact. Kirkland is showing his fear. He fears an uprising. I invite it, I relish it, I can taste the fear. No corruption in me at all, though I do respect countries that ban alcohol advertising. A dozen people die because of alcohol daily and yet terror is all you hear about. Russia is the land of progress.

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Originally Posted by ryanman

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

Ooooh, this again. You first tried this in March dear, we're only a couple of months further into the year.

And anyway, after the first attempt at trying to railroad me into a new competition I announced an investigation into whether you and Miles are illegally plotting to steal the 2015 contest.

I felt that I was being manhandled by you and Miles so there's an ongoing investigation to see if there are any irregularities. I've got the bloke who investigated FIFA, Michael Garcia doing it. And let me tell you from his initial findings it's looking like Miles is the Sepp Blatter of the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year competition.

Don't worry darling, there will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year competition. But don't forget it's up to the bloke wearing the coveted tiara to announce the date.

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That is libelous. I simply want a fair vote with the people to decide.
Yes you get to decide when exactly to call the contest, but I recommend you do so soon while your gay antics of the previous year still linger in the memory. This year Princess you have let the tiara collect dust and it deserves better.
You are running scared. Running with your once perfectly waxed legs.

@Gandalf you are being horribly slurred here.

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What's libelous is talking about my legs like that. I haven't had to wax them for years now. Laser hair removal ducky. Every single unnecessary body hair has been removed. The only hair left on my body is my head hair. Even my eyebrows were lasered off and then tattooed back on like Janet Jackson.

We just have to get the Garcia II inquiry take its course. We will get the 2015 FGOTY competition eventually after the inquiry has finished. It'll happen in the fullness of time. In due course. At the appropriate juncture. You can't rush these things.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

I am being slandered, but I like nothing more than a bit of mincey slander too. The truth is bankers and politicians should look in the mirror before crying over football and comparing forum gay legends with football bosses. I am not corrupt, but bankers and governments are. Fact. Kirkland is showing his fear. He fears an uprising. I invite it, I relish it, I can taste the fear. No corruption in me at all, though I do respect countries that ban alcohol advertising. A dozen people die because of alcohol daily and yet terror is all you hear about. Russia is the land of progress.

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If there is an uprising I'll be long gone, cowboy. There's no way you'll ever see me being dragged in front of a People's Revolutionary Court and Judge Russell Brand. I'll be off partying in Bermuda with the Vengaboys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jql7ghuw7eQ

That is apt, I only kiss where the sun don't shine. :cool:

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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You will have to resign by December 2015.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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We need to send independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

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Originally Posted by ryanman

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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We need to spend independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

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You go girl Prince Ali Ryanman!

Damn I said 'spend' instead of 'send'. I've blown it.

Figuratively blown it. Not the type of blowing that Kirkland did to win this last year.

And Master didn't mock my mistake like I do to him.
I'm feeling humble.