Kirkland - You are being called out - Forum Gay of the Year.

[Gandalf]

I am being slandered, but I like nothing more than a bit of mincey slander too. The truth is bankers and politicians should look in the mirror before crying over football and comparing forum gay legends with football bosses. I am not corrupt, but bankers and governments are. Fact. Kirkland is showing his fear. He fears an uprising. I invite it, I relish it, I can taste the fear. No corruption in me at all, though I do respect countries that ban alcohol advertising. A dozen people die because of alcohol daily and yet terror is all you hear about. Russia is the land of progress.

[Kirkland Laing]

I am being slandered, but I like nothing more than a bit of mincey slander too. The truth is bankers and politicians should look in the mirror before crying over football and comparing forum gay legends with football bosses. I am not corrupt, but bankers and governments are. Fact. Kirkland is showing his fear. He fears an uprising. I invite it, I relish it, I can taste the fear. No corruption in me at all, though I do respect countries that ban alcohol advertising. A dozen people die because of alcohol daily and yet terror is all you hear about. Russia is the land of progress.

If there is an uprising I'll be long gone, cowboy. There's no way you'll ever see me being dragged in front of a People's Revolutionary Court and Judge Russell Brand. I'll be off partying in Bermuda with the Vengaboys.

[Master]

That is apt, I only kiss where the sun don't shine.

[Kirkland Laing]

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

[Master]

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

You will have to resign by December 2015.

[Kirkland Laing]

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

You will have to resign by December 2015.

There will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year contest, don't worry about that. It just might not be in 2015, that's all.

[ryanman]

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

We need to send independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

[Master]

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

We need to spend independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

You go girl Prince Ali Ryanman!

[ryanman]

Damn I said 'spend' instead of 'send'. I've blown it.

Figuratively blown it. Not the type of blowing that Kirkland did to win this last year.

[Kirkland Laing]

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

We need to send independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

How about Elton John? I was going to book him for the opening ceremony anyway so maybe I can get a twofer.