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Ok so I heard that guys fart an average of 14 per day and girls 12 per day. Dr Karl does a radio show here he's a Dr and science geek Dr Karl's Homepage he knows his shit and someone rang and asked (so to speak hee hee). Google it if you are skeptical. Anyway i tallied me and i did 18 - ok i drink beer every day - except when i'm training (Im not training at the moment).
So how many do YOU DO??
Post it here LOL.
`You actually counted?
This is as bad as the methane tanks attached to those cows!
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Very rarely. If I feel one trying to break free I hold it. That whole farting-for-fun thing is so gross. I think I have a phobia to those things.
Never really counted.
Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.
Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average
Plop really deserves to be in your user name! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count. :-\
Any person who doesn`t like their own brand, is a liar. I do not like anyone else`s brand, and can honestly say every fart I ever smelled that came from another person, animal or otherwise I found gross. But my own? My brand is awesome! I have been walking, farted, stopped and gone back just to see if maybe it was a particularly good one.
How many in a day have I made? No idea, but not nearly enough...
I never ever fart, that is for the working class and poor folk. I emit wind from my orifice. ;D
Yes I did and i'm proud to say on that day i was ABOVE AVERAGE. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by hitmandonny
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Originally Posted by Youngblood
LOL you are a Connisuier of your own "Brand". Like a wine expert, Hmmm the '98 was a particularly good vintage.....
I have never counted the number of times I farted in a day. I don't know of anybody who does.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by milesPlop really deserves to be in your user name! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count. :-\
Well you do now!! ;) It was just for one day. Wasn't easy to remember the count.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruceleeI have never counted the number of times I farted in a day. I don't know of anybody who does.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by milesPlop really deserves to be in your user name! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count. :-\
Hold on a minute...... Girls fart :confused: I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit :(
You should check out some filth sites and you'll see how wrong you are ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Well on avereage mate they are only 2 a day behind us mate. So even the Queen must be on 10 a day - hee hee.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
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To be honest I haven't noticed the last time I farted. I do shit more than I used to so maybe that explains the lack of farts compared to when I was a teen.
Feel one coming on though... I can confirm it happened - no smell though.
I dont know man, I been training the past few months so I been farting my balls off, with all the meat and Whey,Casein protein I been taking... There is a lebanese resteraunt across the street from my work (Actually farting while I'm typing;D) that makes a kick ass veg chili and 2 hours later I do the absolute raunchiest farts that would gag a maggot and make a billy goat puke =:-X;D
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What pleasant mental images that gave me:wisesmilie:
You'd think I would be Mr. Bomb Dropper the way I eat. Actually, I really don't eat much, as the whole chewing thing is so tedious. I practically live on milk, combined with Champion Nutrition weight gain drinks. I rarely eat a solid meal until late at night when I'm reading. All that protein in the shakes should make me blow like a whale;D And I eaat alot of hard boiled eggs and grapes, but I'm glad I don't fart like some of you; that sh#t is nasty:D
I've noticed I've been waking my self up during sleep by farting now. so who knows when I'm sleeping.
It's weird cause I will hear the fart in the dream and be like "hey I farted In the dream:" Then i will smell it in the real world and wake up.
stange.
A true Freudian moment;DQuote:
Originally Posted by kylewhitehead
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Originally Posted by BIG H
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7cA...eature=related
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Originally Posted by CountryBoy
I'd still lick every one of their norts ;D
Has anyone ever followed through whilst farting (talking about sober)
Why?? You feeling a little hungry? ;)
Yes its breakfast time:LOS:Quote:
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