For me and Diane and any other fem.alts on Saddos and any fella who wants to explore that side of himself:cool: (amat)
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For me and Diane and any other fem.alts on Saddos and any fella who wants to explore that side of himself:cool: (amat)
Thought you would prefer the other thread you Bean Flicker :cool:
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only to see which of you are more freaky than I first thought.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
Woo Hoo!!
Okay, I'll copy my post from the guys thread to get this started.
Scott Weiland
When I just look at him, he's not an attractive man, but when he gets on stage, and starts with his writhing moves, the man just oozes sex appeal. When he's sober, one of the best singers, and live performers out there.
Plus he grew up near me.
http://i25.tinypic.com/2pu04ea.jpg
So yeah, I would do him. ;D
I wouldn't want to "do" Scott Weiland as they say, but I do like his last solo album quite a lot. Some really good tunes on there.
Ann Wolfe....wait?
Caster Semenya :-X
;D.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
;D Results are due in a few days apparently, but even if it proves to be a geezer, it can keep the gold medal ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli;D.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
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Originally Posted by Spicoli;D.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Its a half woman half man freak that`ll be allowed to carry on competing in the womens event.
If you ask me stick him/her/it in the parylympics and keep it well out of the olympic games as their are genuine female athletes working all year round that just dont stand a chance against andre the giants ugly sister.
back to the original thread.............
Id let beckham take me up the shitter as long as he promised to be gentle ;D;D;D
Thats something.I mean,how hard could it be...just drop the speedo and see whats what? If shehe is not all woman,shem should not be allowed to compete in female events.
'Geezer' lol......over here that means an elderly person
cmon guys, you're fucking up this thread. I was hopng to pick up some insights on how to become an irresistable babe magnet, but I guess I'm gonna have to get my sister to buy me a copy of Chatelaine now.
you homo.Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli;D.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Its a half woman half man freak that`ll be allowed to carry on competing in the womens event.
If you ask me stick him/her/it in the parylympics and keep it well out of the olympic games as their are genuine female athletes working all year round that just dont stand a chance against andre the giants ugly sister.
back to the original thread.............
Id let beckham take me up the shitter as long as he promised to be gentle ;D;D;D
plenty of mine you already know as they've often made it to av status (present one excluded).
First up. Alexey Ignashov. 6ft 5in of vodka. I can't really explain it. There's something about a big guy with a moon face, showing up to a fight not 100% ripped, fights like he's not really bothered then wins by ko'ing his opponent in the face. It brings a warm smile to my face.
(This was all pre knee surgery when imho he had all the tools to be THE best HW in K1 & MT. I first spotted him due to his footwork, he was very light for HW).
Still would. Curious about the size thing.:cool:
http://www.vbc.se/news/04-11-01/Igna...s-Bernardo.jpg
Brad Dourif. Love the guy since seeing him in Wise Blood. Yes he's older than dirt but there's something about the voice. As long as he kept talking it's a would.
http://www.nndb.com/people/591/000056423/dourif.jpg
Then
Now
http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/img/cast...braddourif.jpg
Nikolai Valuev
What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.
Can you imagine the size of his tongue. :lickish:
I can only imagine the size of his .....! :o
And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks. ;)
http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...He_is_huge.jpg
On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer
What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.
http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress...rne-troyer.jpg
:rolleyes: ;D
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Originally Posted by Diane
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal:-\
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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by Diane
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal:-\
no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!
dunno but there's probably a website for it.:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by Diane
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal:-\
no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!
Ummm, yes you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammerQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by Diane
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal:-\
no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!
(coughs) I had many an underage thought about this fella to the point of being jealous when he got the girl in the show:mad:
I happily got relive some of those thoughts when I bought the boxset;D
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/a-team-ds.jpg
In the category of 'dead so I can't unless you're bilbo and anything is fair game'.
Roddy McDowell.
http://www.pamelasuemartin.net/movie...y_mcdowell.jpg
H R Puff'n Stuff
How could a woman resist. Those googly eyes, with dark circles under them. The beautiful orange fabric hair.
He could do some serious damage on me with the size of his mouth, but that's what makes it so tempting.
http://bayimg.com/image/gakghaabd.jpg
;D
Carrot Top. Now there's some real ginger.:)
Im sure Memphis would argue that one...
**Edit**
This thread is gay :-X
you checked it out because?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimboogie
I've noticed you are partial to the slim, pretty boy, Johnny Depp types. I guess that counts me out. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
:-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyyou checked it out because?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimboogie
I dunno. I was curious :-X
How did dat one song go? o yeh...Shes a super freak super freak shes super freakeee!!! hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Diane
sorry i had to do dat...:cool:
Harold Lederman
Come on, he's got those pink cherubic cheeks that I just want to pinch.
I can only imagine the pre and post sex talk that I would get.
Pre-Sex
Okay the Doggystyle vs Missionary bout is scheduled for 12 rounds using the rules of the unified sexing commissions.
There is no 3 knocked up rule.
Only a broken condom can stop the sex.
In case of a mess caused by an accidental premature ejaculation, we go to masturbation after 4 rounds have been completed.
And you cannot be saved by an orgasm in any round including the 12th and final round.
Jim!
Then Post Sex
Diane I got to tell you something, Doggystle had better movement and more thrusts thrown per round than Missionary, and had more clean and effective pumping.
I've scored the fight 116-112 for Doggystyle.
http://www.braggingrightscorner.com/haroldlederman.jpg
;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Manuel "Chubby" MedinaHow did dat one song go? o yeh...Shes a super freak super freak shes super freakeee!!! hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Diane
sorry i had to do dat...:cool:
Awww, I'm just feeling fiesty today, and having some fun. The only one I've been serious about so far is the Scott Weiland one.
Really.
I guess...but I also think Hugh Jackman, David Duchovny and that big lug Alexey Ignashov are more than doable. They aren't tiny or exactly pretty boy types. Nor does it explain my liking for this - Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark, it's the only time I've added him to the 'would' list, if I had a time machine and made him do it in character.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMI've noticed you are partial to the slim, pretty boy, Johnny Depp types. I guess that counts me out. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
:-X
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gT3FHjHQKF.../s400/alan.jpg
again I loved the voice and maybe the way he handled a knife.
Geez just about - no actually every guy I've ever been with comes under the heading "Shouldn't have but did!". Afterwards i see the light and it turns to Shouldn't have and WTF was I thinking - never will again!
Does that count?
Damn I think I have a peculiar taste for dawks or weird people - maybe sympathy or something. Maybe because I am a bit geeky myself so I want to feel normal in comparison and therefore go the super - geek.
The mathematician in Numbers would be a good example except even more geeky .....:-\
Thought of another skinny geek. Not a pretty boy. But in reality has lovely big almond eyes :cool:
Viewing the bottom photo....I may have to revise this choice until I see it in real life again.
http://content.answers.com/main/cont...10352CRMS3.jpg
http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikiped...hn_Linnell.jpg
They definately look like my types! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
The last one doesn't look quite puny enough though - i'd normally go skinnier - or for someone with a weight problem.
Never actually managed to date someone with a healthy physique - possibly me wanting to be the one with the better body in the pair. I suffer for my vanity! I Probably deserve it!
I did think the two guys in that movie from the 80s Wierd Science were hot too. Had a bit of a crush on their characters - even though they are just obvious little pervs producing a 'perfect woman' - probably to make up for their own insecurities really!
BTW love the thread Missy & Diane ;D reps when i'm allowed!
he does look more chunky in that photo, maybe he's put on weight:confused: he's always been a teeny tiny fella;D
God, give girls an inch of land to talk about sex, and they'll have their own continent within a day..
http://photos.oregonlive.com/photos/...a8006cacbc.jpg
Grammy's 2009. That's better:D
Fop hair and geek love.
you wouldn't want it any other way;):lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizaster
LOL, the great magic of it is, they still have every guy convinced that they're still only using that inch of land.. Although you girls let it slip a bit this time..Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyyou wouldn't want it any other way;):lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizaster