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Im bored as hell due to me being on exam leave really should be revising......but thats a different story! Any who i was wondering what you guys do for a living? as most of you seem to be on here throughout the day so obviously your jobs cant be that hard ;D but still lets hear them!?
jedi master
Ill go for that tbh i only started this thread to up my post count ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer
Engineer in a TV control room.
In a dark room on a lovely day.......Boooooooo!
Loads of screens during the world cup..........Hooraaaaay!
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Originally Posted by mattboxingfanIll go for that tbh i only started this thread to up my post count ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer
you a tax dodger then matt??
Mortgage Adviser. Self employed -so I can be as lazy as I like! ;)
If i had to pay tax then hell yeah! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammerQuote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfanIll go for that tbh i only started this thread to up my post count ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer
you a tax dodger then matt??
Sales Manager (and clit inspector)
Hahah so we can put that under man whore?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
I'm a team leader of group that maintains a customer database for a global software company/ninja/ass model.
I work in microelectronics. We make high thermal conductivity ceramic submounts. I am on the computer all day, so when Autocad program is doing processor intensive stuff, I get on the internet (we have no restrictions). When I'm on the phone with customers or vendors, I get on the internet. When I'm on hold on the phone or waiting for a customer to send an email I'm on the internet.
search for pages I haven't already visited on internet
I've reached the end of the internet. I've started over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
I cannot access the site from work but can read the threads, you jammy gits.
That must be annoying as hell!Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Cartwright?!
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Originally Posted by Master
Get yourself an iPhone and then you will be unleashed during office hours!
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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
I thought you just posted cheesy facebook pics featuring you and a girl on a random roof.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by boozeboxerQuote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
I thought you just posted cheesy facebook pics featuring you and a girl on a random roof.
Ice Cream Man.
Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
I rewire the electrics in houses (a sparky some might call it), its a good way to meet chicks, trust me i have some stories to tell. Sometimes when work slows down, i take my van out and do a bit of scrap metal dealing (pikey style)
I currently work in a Supermarket while on a break from studying. Shit job but decent money. Mainly based in the warehouse, but also go on the shopfloor.
I also have a work placement job in an NHS walk in centre. Basically mainly observing and treating minor injuries and illnesses alongside nurses. Looking down ears, throats etc as I'm building my healthcare experience up.
Over the next year im hopefully going to start training to be a Paramedic. I've applied to University. The course is very competitive but with my grades and experience I hopefully should get a place.
I work at a tobacco factory to help fund my ever growing addiction to alcohol and loose women
Haha the three links of self addiction in perpetual motion!Quote:
Originally Posted by jahmez
Smoke spirit and flesh :D:p:lickish:
Fukkin smokin man smokin! ;D
You are doing all the right things. It is really hard for younger generation to get jobs and work experience is the best way, even if it is unpaid because in the long term you will earn well hopefully.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Rascal
I am biblical prophet.
The pay is pretty poor (ie nothing), but the pension benefits are great (everlasting life in the bosom of God). There are a few good perks of the job, such as raising the dead and smiting Ammonites when they do something stupid.
The rough sackcloth uniform is a bit itchy, but I have a company Staff that turns into a snake.
Like 90% of the population my work involves getting sucked deeper into false conciousness with each passing day, knowing its not right and borders on cruel but without the means to escape. Working 70% of your life can not be what was intended for us. Its disgusting. Those that set the rules are the ones that do not have to live by them. Fuck this - two years will be all I can do then its off to live a self subsistent life in less materalistic climes.
PS, my new job is going great by the way!
Yeah mate, it's good money.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfanReally?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by onoYeah mate, it's good money.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfanReally?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
I am a linguistic imperalist. I spend time teaching language to the masses and then spend the rest of the time trying to learn the language of the masses.
I watched an ice cream man cleaning up on Sat (in the financial sense) we took the little one to the park, followed by ice cream. After forking out £6 for our 3 cones with extras I realised just how big the que of people was and that it had been like that all day.
That guy must have cleared £500 that day easy, he was rammed for the entire 2 hours I was there.
Did I spell imperialist wrongly? Complete shame on me.
I am a teacher.
I was going to call you on that.... After announcing that you teach language, of course you would have to spell one of the words wrong...Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I work for a big transport company in the Revenue section, but what I do is mostly data entry.. It involves a bit of brains and keeping the people around me in line and working correctly, but most of the day it is just typing....
Probably my ideal job really. I can listen to music or podcasts or tv shows while I work and completely tune everything else out... No customers to deal with, no major problems to sort out or surprises around the corner. You know exactly what you have to do the whole day.. Just come in, type, then head home.... I've seriously thought about this, and beleive even if I was offered double the money to work somewhere else, I wouldn't take it...
Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfanAwesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by onoYeah mate, it's good money.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfanReally?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.
I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.
Plasterer by trade,but jobs are hard to find at the mo with the counrty being totally screwed up.Great Britain....Whats GREAT about it!
Plasterer by trade,but jobs are hard to find at the mo with the country being totally screwed up.Great Britain....Whats GREAT about it!
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Originally Posted by DizasterI was going to call you on that.... After announcing that you teach language, of course you would have to spell one of the words wrong...Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I work for a big transport company in the Revenue section, but what I do is mostly data entry.. It involves a bit of brains and keeping the people around me in line and working correctly, but most of the day it is just typing....
Probably my ideal job really. I can listen to music or podcasts or tv shows while I work and completely tune everything else out... No customers to deal with, no major problems to sort out or surprises around the corner. You know exactly what you have to do the whole day.. Just come in, type, then head home.... I've seriously thought about this, and beleive even if I was offered double the money to work somewhere else, I wouldn't take it...
Sounds the polar opposite of my job, loads of customers to deal with, loads of huge problems and constant suprises round the corner! Keeps me busy I can tell you.
But it pays pretty well, so I just think of the money and grit my teeth.
That's one of the most ludicrous example of coercion I've ever heard.Quote:
Originally Posted by onoNah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfanAwesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by onoYeah mate, it's good money.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfanReally?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.
I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.