What do you chumps do for work?

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

[Gandalf]

I am a linguistic imperalist. I spend time teaching language to the masses and then spend the rest of the time trying to learn the language of the masses.

[0james0]

I watched an ice cream man cleaning up on Sat (in the financial sense) we took the little one to the park, followed by ice cream. After forking out £6 for our 3 cones with extras I realised just how big the que of people was and that it had been like that all day.

That guy must have cleared £500 that day easy, he was rammed for the entire 2 hours I was there.

[Gandalf]

Did I spell imperialist wrongly? Complete shame on me.

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

[yvonne]

Plasterer by trade,but jobs are hard to find at the mo with the counrty being totally screwed up.Great Britain....Whats GREAT about it!

[yvonne]

Plasterer by trade,but jobs are hard to find at the mo with the country being totally screwed up.Great Britain....Whats GREAT about it!

[Nameless]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

That's one of the most ludicrous example of coercion I've ever heard.

[Andre]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

That's one of the most ludicrous example of coercion I've ever heard.

Yeah you should of said "Ehh you shutta ya face, I go to killa you make"!

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

Hahaha! Your italian accent wasn't up to scratch then and come to think of it one of my local ice cream men does look like a crook! You can be out everyday in your van? So what do you do when your not? this is interesting stuff!

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

Hahaha! Your italian accent wasn't up to scratch then and come to think of it one of my local ice cream men does look like a crook! You can be out everyday in your van? So what do you do when your not? this is interesting stuff!

Nah it was good, but there were times when i didn't feel like doing it. It depended on what mood i was in. I'm out most days. You have to stay consistent, otherwise you'll lose business. If i lose anymore business in my area i'll have to go somewhere else. I've already been threatened by a rival. I started my round half an hour early and took his customers. He wasn't happy. He threatened to top me.

That aside, it's all good.

[paddy448]

I rewire the electrics in houses (a sparky some might call it), its a good way to meet chicks, trust me i have some stories to tell. Sometimes when work slows down, i take my van out and do a bit of scrap metal dealing (pikey style)