What do you chumps do for work?

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

[Gandalf]

I am a linguistic imperalist. I spend time teaching language to the masses and then spend the rest of the time trying to learn the language of the masses.

[0james0]

I watched an ice cream man cleaning up on Sat (in the financial sense) we took the little one to the park, followed by ice cream. After forking out £6 for our 3 cones with extras I realised just how big the que of people was and that it had been like that all day.

That guy must have cleared £500 that day easy, he was rammed for the entire 2 hours I was there.

[Gandalf]

Did I spell imperialist wrongly? Complete shame on me.

[piye]

I am a teacher.

[Dizaster]

Did I spell imperialist wrongly? Complete shame on me.

I was going to call you on that.... After announcing that you teach language, of course you would have to spell one of the words wrong...

I work for a big transport company in the Revenue section, but what I do is mostly data entry.. It involves a bit of brains and keeping the people around me in line and working correctly, but most of the day it is just typing....
Probably my ideal job really. I can listen to music or podcasts or tv shows while I work and completely tune everything else out... No customers to deal with, no major problems to sort out or surprises around the corner. You know exactly what you have to do the whole day.. Just come in, type, then head home.... I've seriously thought about this, and beleive even if I was offered double the money to work somewhere else, I wouldn't take it...

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

[yvonne]

Plasterer by trade,but jobs are hard to find at the mo with the counrty being totally screwed up.Great Britain....Whats GREAT about it!

[yvonne]

Plasterer by trade,but jobs are hard to find at the mo with the country being totally screwed up.Great Britain....Whats GREAT about it!

[Nameless]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

That's one of the most ludicrous example of coercion I've ever heard.

[Andre]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

That's one of the most ludicrous example of coercion I've ever heard.

Yeah you should of said "Ehh you shutta ya face, I go to killa you make"!

[C-Lo]

Since I graduated 3 years ago, I've held a couple of positions, all of which were completely different fields.

1) Health Inspector: Job sucked, hours were awesome though, the office was depressing.

2) Senior Health Advisor: I actually enjoyed this job. I was temporarily transferred to this department while I was still a Health Inspector in the Township.

3) Account Manager for a Computer Firm: Sweet lord this was good money! I worked at home and moved at my own pace. Too bad they got such a big offer to sell the company which was what they did.

4) Warehouse Director: This is what I currently do. I basically run a warehouse for a kitchen cabinet distributor. Good money, terrible hours, tons of pressure, but I'm essentially the boss so it's the perfect mixture of a love it/hate it job.

5) I also coach my former college's men's volleyball team. Luckily, my job works with me during season and let's my assistant handle my responsibilities.

Sales Manager (and clit inspector)

Hey, I do that too but only part-time.

I'm a team leader of group that maintains a customer database for a global software company/ninja/ass model.

AWESOME! I think Ninja is the perfect word. All those consonants are perfectly placed and are such STRONG letters.

I rewire the electrics in houses (a sparky some might call it), its a good way to meet chicks, trust me i have some stories to tell. Sometimes when work slows down, i take my van out and do a bit of scrap metal dealing (pikey style)

I was actually just watching a vid where the electrician finished the job and the wife had no money to pay him. You see where I'm going from here...

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

Hahaha! Your italian accent wasn't up to scratch then and come to think of it one of my local ice cream men does look like a crook! You can be out everyday in your van? So what do you do when your not? this is interesting stuff!