Here is Miles' answer.
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Originally Posted by miles
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Here is Miles' answer.
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Originally Posted by miles
For some reason before I clicked into this thread I knew it would have something to do with Miles.
Bump for Miles.
:vd: Prior to reading this thread I felt there was no way any self respecting man sat to pee. I stand corrected.
Miles likes to sit down on the toliet before the last guy has got up ;)
We all do, when backing one out.
Can just see Miles sitting down between the stench lollies in a stainless steel trough in some Sth Korean public Lav.Quote:
Originally Posted by amatHere is Miles' answer.
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Originally Posted by miles
The habit started when in public urinals I found Korean men staring at my junk. It made me paranoid and so I retreated to the cubicles. And in finding it quite comfortable, hygienic and chilled out, I introduced the practice into my home and all these years later my bathroom is clean and free from the stench of stale urine.
I full advocate sitting down to pee. Some of you on here are from the stone age. Any passing tree would clearly do.
Miles,
Other than after a long night of sex I mastered the art of not missing the toilet sometime around the age of 10. If you need some help with your aim come by the house, we are currently potty training my 2 yr old.
Are you training him to pee standing up?Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
If every man did his business sitting down the world would be more cleanly and peaceful. Women don't like the seat being up and I happen to agree with them. I don't have any issues with aiming myself, but why take that risk? It's like unsafe sex with a random woman, very exciting, but too much danger. Likewise with peeing whilst standing.
If others want to stand then that it their call, but I shall do what I do. It isn't hurting anyone and has its merits. This thread has simply been made to call me out and try and make me look less than manly and maybe get mocked, but I don't care. I am quite happy to sit on a nice comfortable seat and think about Peter Cook monologues whilst I urinate.
I sit down to pee. My bone marrow transplant fucked up my uerthra and it contains scarring down the tube that means urine comes out at a weird angle. Sometimes it's almost straight, other times it will come out in two or even three streams, and in any direction.
I could stand up and pee and point at the toilet and literally fire simultaneously both to the left and right of it. It's quite a trick, and a sight to behold but to save making a mess I sit down.
I could have it corrected, but it would require an electric wire stuck down my japseye and the scarring burned away so I just sit down instead.
I've become totally used to it and consider it more civilised now. Also I have no armpit hair whatsover as a result of radiotherapy which probably sounds gay too, but I most definitely would never want it back.
I pee sitting down and my armpits are smooth and fresh. I represent a more evolved and less brutish male for the 21st century.
Well done Bilbo, you have proven yourself on a higher level than these other biblical period primates. What kind of man stands to pee in the 21st century? One that is gradually giving way to cuter, smarter, sophisticated men who know how to use a toilet properly.
It seems Bilbo's reasons are purely medical, whereas yours are purely gay :gay5:Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
too much sugar in the tank.Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanIt seems Bilbo's reasons are purely medical, whereas yours are purely gay :gay5:Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Do you all stand up shitting? I mean, what is the big difference? You sit down for one and yet stand for the other. It reeks of double standards and faux masculinity. Surely a real man stands up whilst he takes a dump. You people are all hypocrites. You are like bi-sexuals, you just want a bit of everything. Either stand up and do all your business or sit down. I have chosen my option and I quite like sitting down.
There is nothing gay about it at all.
You can piss standing without defecating on your legs, the same cannot be said for shitting. Also, unless your dick is minuscule and several feet away from the toilet - accuracy shouldn't be a problem, again the same can't be said for shitting whilst standing.
Shitting sitting is a necessity, pissing sitting is not... hence it is not a double standard but a personal choice.
Speaking of personal choice... to me sitting above a piss pot with your pants around your ankles is only a little more evolved that squatting over a hole in the forest.
But honestly, sitting/standing... you're excreting at the end of the day... it's a bit like arguing whether a smack head or a glue sniffer is the classier drug user... they're both scumbags.
You've really got to be clutching at straws if the way you piss is something that defines you... whether you think standing makes you the epitome of masculinity or that sitting makes you a classy gent.
So you're saying that whilst Bilbo sits down to piss... he is still a 'biblical period primate', he's just on a higher level than the others.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I'm also not sure where you're coming from by referring to people as Primates... it is 100% fact that you are indeed a Primate, whilst I'm not a Taxonomist, I am pretty sure that a preference of posture when pissing isn't one of the characteristics used to further classify the species or even family of a primate.
Stop being a Morris Minor!
Bilbo and Miles will never procreate. If they do they will be diluting their genes with either angry Korean genes or fat Jeremy Kyle fodder genes.
They are hardly pushing the species forward ;D
I like my partners to piss standing, much easier to get it in my mouth
AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.
Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.
How do you know they are looking at your 'junk' ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Most of your posts could be classed as both, whether intentionally or not. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
But you should take your own advice... it's up to you to gage the tone of my posts and decide how 'serious' it is. ;)
Once I've posted it then it's out of my hands and down to you to figure out just how venomously it was typed.
We're talking about pissing for Christ's sake... just how 'serious' do you think things can get?! :p
They all look like thisQuote:
Originally Posted by MemphisHow do you know they are looking at your 'junk' ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thum...d_vign_sm).jpg
Not venomous at all, but seemingly unaware that I could not be entirely serious in some of the things I say. Your post was rather long considering the nature of this exquisite debate. I am glad to see that you recognise the humourous quality of a substantial number of my posts. As a complete egomaniac, I find some of what I post to be extremely funny. Others like Bilbo on the other hand like to view it as the ravings of a man on the edge, but I see myself quite differently. I am a playful manipulator pushing buttons and winding people up, but ultimately truthful. I do like to sit on the toilet, that I must confess.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBMost of your posts could be classed as both, whether intentionally or not. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
But you should take your own advice... it's up to you to gage the tone of my posts and decide how 'serious' it is. ;)
Once I've posted it then it's out of my hands and down to you to figure out just how venomously it was typed.
We're talking about pissing for Christ's sake... just how 'serious' do you think things can get?! :p
Honestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisHow do you know they are looking at your 'junk' ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.
Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously! :p
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?! ;)
Its because you're a disgusting Westoner, your appearance in general is unpleasant to them, you know this, quite right it makes you feel uncomfortable ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by milesHonestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisHow do you know they are looking at your 'junk' ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.
No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Next you'll be telling us you sometimes have your lunch while sitting on the john :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by milesNo that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Not true, I have the ideal image to most Koreans. Cute face, thin, small head, big penis. It is envy and lust, not unpleasantness at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisIts because you're a disgusting Westoner, your appearance in general is unpleasant to them, you know this, quite right it makes you feel uncomfortable ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by milesHonestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisHow do you know they are looking at your 'junk' ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.
Well, now you come to mention it I..............don't. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanNext you'll be telling us you sometimes have your lunch while sitting on the john :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by milesNo that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Normally up at home and I tend to sit when in visit for obvious reasons.
This thread is mad, what next which hand do you wank with?
Im a bi-section, can use either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I have to use both :-X
...I need one to choke myself with :-X
Well I've pissed sitting down when I've had to do one when also having a shit & from that experience I must say I can't see the attraction, it's amazingly uncomfortable. Not only have you got to somehow squeeze your dick down in between your legs so you actually piss into the bowl rather than all over your legs & the rest of the bathroom, you also have to sit far further back on the toilet seat then is comfortable imo, just so you don't end up with your knob rubbing against the underside of the toilet seat & bowl.
I can't see how you can defend this Miles, these are clearly the opinions of a mad man. It's far easier & more convenient to just unzip & piss into the bowl. In fact, I'd argue it's more hygienic. You are a dangerous man.
I am so happy Amat didn't start this thread looking for an earnest debate.
Outdoors or in the shower of course!
I can't say I find it uncomfortable to put my cock between my legs. But being a little white guy I admiteddly have a fairly small penis. I see Miles believes his to be large. I assume it looks that way because his thighs are so thin.Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkin
I have a fairly decent sized toilet and rarely use other toilets. If I do go to a bar it is usually a quiet one and I don't mind standing at the urinal if it isn't too busy. The standing thing is more about not wanting to be stared at. When drinking you just want to piss, you don't care so much for contemplation about whatever you were reading earlier in the day.
Did no one else notice that Saddoboxing's most famous alt made his long-awaited return on page 2 of this thread?