I'm bored with men.

No I haven't switched to the muff side, however, due to lack of quality men approaching me I've decided to expand my social circle and have signed up for a couple of speed dating events ;D

Anyone ever been?

Just testing my new iPad 2 on the saddo App. Sorry for hijacking your thread :-)

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wondering when they ask - tell me about yourself?

I used to box but now I bellydance - (would that seem odd to you?;D)

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wondering when they ask - tell me about yourself?

I used to box but now I bellydance - (would that seem odd to you?;D)

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No that would give me a hard on. :)

hmm.

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Sound like Marj Simpson :)

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wondering when they ask - tell me about yourself?

I used to box but now I bellydance - (would that seem odd to you?;D)

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I would find that very interesting.

Maybe try a different bus route, or go upmarket and hang out on the train.

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I do take the train. Last best offers were 3 black men and some old perv in a business suit who did that whole pucker lips thing at me. Disgusting. He was proper old.

Other neighbour has a cute son but you should never shit on your own doorstep.

no i think they would be fine with that and will prob just ask you how many girls you have fisted in the ring ;)

You should do fine Missy.... When i was 17 i used to go to all the singles nights and nob all the old divorced women... happy days :)

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I do take the train. Last best offers were 3 black men and some old perv in a business suit who did that whole pucker lips thing at me. Disgusting. He was proper old.

Other neighbour has a cute son but you should never shit on your own doorstep.

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You have an interesting environment :)

I have alot of experience with speed dating. Usually implodes after the 3rd metophore unspires the o-0 stare. Don't give up on dudes Missy, just keep poking around.

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I do take the train. Last best offers were 3 black men and some old perv in a business suit who did that whole pucker lips thing at me. Disgusting. He was proper old.

Other neighbour has a cute son but you should never shit on your own doorstep.

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This is a lesson that I'm praying I get to find out the hard way.

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I have alot of experience with speed dating. Usually implodes after the 3rd metophore unspires the o-0 stare. Don't give up on dudes Missy, just keep poking around.

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At first glance I thought that chick in your av pic was tied to the pole while you are out having a surf.


Missy go for the one that makes you laugh hardest the rest you can teach them later.

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wondering when they ask - tell me about yourself?

I used to box but now I bellydance - (would that seem odd to you?;D)

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To be fair, that sounds pretty hot.

But would be a complete waste of breath if you have a mud gut.

Lets say your mildly attractive (send me pics and I will confirm) and you use to box...and you cant get a guy?

This chick that I train MMA with is what you would call mildly attractive (she looks alright, you wouldnt say no in a bar) but if I saw her at the pub I prob wouldnt go out of my way to talk to her BUT after doing a bit of sparring with her and grappling...she appears way more attractive to me. I seem to find it attractive that she can and will hit me....;D

Buy yourself a Playstation 3, it can entertain for years.

Bored with men.

So you go to a forum with 98% men to complain that you are bored with men.


Sounds about right for a Saddo's member. :)

It's ok Missy, i'm back now. Panic over. :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYq3t...el_video_title

Here you go Missy.

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Bored with men.

So you go to a forum with 98% men to complain that you are bored with men.


Sounds about right for a Saddo's member. :)

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no point going on a forum full of women and saying it - they'd only agree and give me stories of how the men they know or are with are fucking useless. I can hear that every day at work.;)

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It's ok Missy, i'm back now. Panic over. :cool:

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gee that's great...only problem is I'd end up feeling I was babysitting rather than dating a MAN ;D No offence. Plus with your 6 month time limit:slap:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYq3tm1yCd4&feature=channel_video_title

Here you go Missy.

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what.the.hell ;D

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Lets say your mildly attractive (send me pics and I will confirm) and you use to box...and you cant get a guy?

This chick that I train MMA with is what you would call mildly attractive (she looks alright, you wouldnt say no in a bar) but if I saw her at the pub I prob wouldnt go out of my way to talk to her BUT after doing a bit of sparring with her and grappling...she appears way more attractive to me. I seem to find it attractive that she can and will hit me....;D

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It's a question of quality.

Bored of men?

Does this mean that you will now dedicate more time to disecting the behavior and flaws of Women instead, or is that still a privilege reserved for the tackle owner's among us?

Women been bored with men since God knows when.

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Bored of men?

Does this mean that you will now dedicate more time to disecting the behavior and flaws of Women instead, or is that still a privilege reserved for the tackle owner's among us?

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Why don't you stop stalking me you freak.

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no i think they would be fine with that and will prob just ask you how many girls you have fisted in the ring ;)

You should do fine Missy.... When i was 17 i used to go to all the singles nights and nob all the old divorced women... happy days :)

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not in the market for someone on a banging spree or a teenager to practise on or bragging rights along the lines of I went with a women x age or now I come to think about any member of saddos who think they can have a go....you know who you all are:cool::-X

Missy, you need to be specific you're not "bored with men" you're bored with black dudes and old pervs and if that's all you see all day and the only people that move on you then you perhaps need to change things up.

Try coffee shops and book stores and see if you can't diversify the kind of people you meet.

When men say "So tell me about yourself" its probably because they are nervous, I imagine you are an intimidating gal what with your boxing and belly dancing and your feisty nature ;D

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Bored of men?

Does this mean that you will now dedicate more time to disecting the behavior and flaws of Women instead, or is that still a privilege reserved for the tackle owner's among us?

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Why don't you stop stalking me you freak.

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Hit a nerve? :(
I thought we'd discussed your egotistical fantasies already?...
Seeing as you're all over any thread that has even a hint of a gender issue like a fly to shit I find it odd that the favour being returned would offend you so much.

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Missy, you need to be specific you're not "bored with men" you're bored with black dudes and old pervs and if that's all you see all day and the only people that move on you then you perhaps need to change things up.

Try coffee shops and book stores and see if you can't diversify the kind of people you meet.

When men say "So tell me about yourself" its probably because they are nervous, I imagine you are an intimidating gal what with your boxing and belly dancing and your feisty nature ;D

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I don't think you'd think that if we met. Yes it takes a certain confidence to get up and dance in front of a room full of people but I'm certainly not in your face or brash... I've got a rescue kitty that I actually rescued. ;D

I do go to coffee shops only to overhear the discussions of the guys there who are dating so & so but sleeping with someone else...kinds ruins it for the good guys out there.

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Bored of men?

Does this mean that you will now dedicate more time to disecting the behavior and flaws of Women instead, or is that still a privilege reserved for the tackle owner's among us?

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Why don't you stop stalking me you freak.

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Hit a nerve? :(
I thought we'd discussed your egotistical fantasies already?...
Seeing as you're all over any thread that has even a hint of a gender issue like a fly to shit I find it odd that the favour being returned would offend you so much.

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hit a nerve? not at all but considering your aggression towards me you may want to lay off the juice. Bullying women is not attractive.

considering the male/female ratio on her is something like 2000:1 I would be neglectful if I didn't join in such discussions.

Aggression? ??? Missy you take me far too seriously... :-\

I'd love some Robinson's apple and black... But I already do try to moderate my juice consumption though. Too much sugar/addatives and this bastard kept ruining my house...

http://lovelyentropy.files.wordpress...oolaidman.jpeg

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Missy, you need to be specific you're not "bored with men" you're bored with black dudes and old pervs and if that's all you see all day and the only people that move on you then you perhaps need to change things up.

Try coffee shops and book stores and see if you can't diversify the kind of people you meet.

When men say "So tell me about yourself" its probably because they are nervous, I imagine you are an intimidating gal what with your boxing and belly dancing and your feisty nature ;D

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I don't think you'd think that if we met. Yes it takes a certain confidence to get up and dance in front of a room full of people but I'm certainly not in your face or brash... I've got a rescue kitty that I actually rescued. ;D

I do go to coffee shops only to overhear the discussions of the guys there who are dating so & so but sleeping with someone else...kinds ruins it for the good guys out there.

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You don't have to be "in your face" or brash to be intimidating. Girls can be intimidating to men even when the girls are not doing anything but looking pretty ;D. Now I don't see things that way but it is a problem for some guys. The way you write, it seems like the whole of England is out of gentlemen bachelors

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Missy, you need to be specific you're not "bored with men" you're bored with black dudes and old pervs and if that's all you see all day and the only people that move on you then you perhaps need to change things up.

Try coffee shops and book stores and see if you can't diversify the kind of people you meet.

When men say "So tell me about yourself" its probably because they are nervous, I imagine you are an intimidating gal what with your boxing and belly dancing and your feisty nature ;D

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I don't think you'd think that if we met. Yes it takes a certain confidence to get up and dance in front of a room full of people but I'm certainly not in your face or brash... I've got a rescue kitty that I actually rescued. ;D

I do go to coffee shops only to overhear the discussions of the guys there who are dating so & so but sleeping with someone else...kinds ruins it for the good guys out there.

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You don't have to be "in your face" or brash to be intimidating. Girls can be intimidating to men even when the girls are not doing anything but looking pretty ;D. Now I don't see things that way but it is a problem for some guys. The way you write, it seems like the whole of England is out of gentlemen bachelors

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;D you poor things, how ever do you manage. What do you think we're going to do?

plenty of guys, very few gentlemen.

From the ones I've talked to recently seem to mood swing from thinking they're superman to needy 8yr olds. It's actually very tiring to deal with inconsistencies.


I think if women let you have sex with them while you're wearing a superman cape you'd be happiest.:cool::rolleyes:

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Missy, you need to be specific you're not "bored with men" you're bored with black dudes and old pervs and if that's all you see all day and the only people that move on you then you perhaps need to change things up.

Try coffee shops and book stores and see if you can't diversify the kind of people you meet.

When men say "So tell me about yourself" its probably because they are nervous, I imagine you are an intimidating gal what with your boxing and belly dancing and your feisty nature ;D

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I don't think you'd think that if we met. Yes it takes a certain confidence to get up and dance in front of a room full of people but I'm certainly not in your face or brash... I've got a rescue kitty that I actually rescued. ;D

I do go to coffee shops only to overhear the discussions of the guys there who are dating so & so but sleeping with someone else...kinds ruins it for the good guys out there.

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You don't have to be "in your face" or brash to be intimidating. Girls can be intimidating to men even when the girls are not doing anything but looking pretty ;D. Now I don't see things that way but it is a problem for some guys. The way you write, it seems like the whole of England is out of gentlemen bachelors

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;D you poor things, how ever do you manage. What do you think we're going to do?

plenty of guys, very few gentlemen.

From the ones I've talked to recently seem to mood swing from thinking they're superman to needy 8yr olds. It's actually very tiring to deal with inconsistencies.


I think if women let you have sex with them while you're wearing a superman cape you'd be happiest.:cool::rolleyes:

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I said that I don't see things that way Missy.

Moody men are just suffering from low self esteem. They try the whole "I'm superman" deal when they try to pump themselves up.

Just how old are these men you meet? And are they mentally and emotionally competent?

I think Missy is suffering from the negative effects of the "chick-a-fication" of men. Men need to remember what it means to be a man all this needless worrying and hemming and hawing isn't manly, men decide, men take charge, but you've also got to know how to have a fucking conversation like a damn grown up.

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It's ok Missy, i'm back now. Panic over. :cool:

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gee that's great...only problem is I'd end up feeling I was babysitting rather than dating a MAN ;D No offence. Plus with your 6 month time limit:slap:

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Haha bastard ;D

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It's ok Missy, i'm back now. Panic over. :cool:

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gee that's great...only problem is I'd end up feeling I was babysitting rather than dating a MAN ;D No offence. Plus with your 6 month time limit:slap:

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Haha bastard ;D

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Missy, you need to be specific you're not "bored with men" you're bored with black dudes and old pervs and if that's all you see all day and the only people that move on you then you perhaps need to change things up.

Try coffee shops and book stores and see if you can't diversify the kind of people you meet.

When men say "So tell me about yourself" its probably because they are nervous, I imagine you are an intimidating gal what with your boxing and belly dancing and your feisty nature ;D

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I don't think you'd think that if we met. Yes it takes a certain confidence to get up and dance in front of a room full of people but I'm certainly not in your face or brash... I've got a rescue kitty that I actually rescued. ;D

I do go to coffee shops only to overhear the discussions of the guys there who are dating so & so but sleeping with someone else...kinds ruins it for the good guys out there.

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You don't have to be "in your face" or brash to be intimidating. Girls can be intimidating to men even when the girls are not doing anything but looking pretty ;D. Now I don't see things that way but it is a problem for some guys. The way you write, it seems like the whole of England is out of gentlemen bachelors

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;D you poor things, how ever do you manage. What do you think we're going to do?

plenty of guys, very few gentlemen.

From the ones I've talked to recently seem to mood swing from thinking they're superman to needy 8yr olds. It's actually very tiring to deal with inconsistencies.


I think if women let you have sex with them while you're wearing a superman cape you'd be happiest.:cool::rolleyes:

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I said that I don't see things that way Missy.

Moody men are just suffering from low self esteem. They try the whole "I'm superman" deal when they try to pump themselves up.

Just how old are these men you meet? And are they mentally and emotionally competent?

I think Missy is suffering from the negative effects of the "chick-a-fication" of men. Men need to remember what it means to be a man all this needless worrying and hemming and hawing isn't manly, men decide, men take charge, but you've also got to know how to have a fucking conversation like a damn grown up.

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El I don't think age has a lot to do with how mature a guy is.

btw I have no problem in a fella borrowing my eyeliner.

not saying we go back to this either ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZfJuS4sVc

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Missy, you need to be specific you're not "bored with men" you're bored with black dudes and old pervs and if that's all you see all day and the only people that move on you then you perhaps need to change things up.

Try coffee shops and book stores and see if you can't diversify the kind of people you meet.

When men say "So tell me about yourself" its probably because they are nervous, I imagine you are an intimidating gal what with your boxing and belly dancing and your feisty nature ;D

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I don't think you'd think that if we met. Yes it takes a certain confidence to get up and dance in front of a room full of people but I'm certainly not in your face or brash... I've got a rescue kitty that I actually rescued. ;D

I do go to coffee shops only to overhear the discussions of the guys there who are dating so & so but sleeping with someone else...kinds ruins it for the good guys out there.

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You don't have to be "in your face" or brash to be intimidating. Girls can be intimidating to men even when the girls are not doing anything but looking pretty ;D. Now I don't see things that way but it is a problem for some guys. The way you write, it seems like the whole of England is out of gentlemen bachelors

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;D you poor things, how ever do you manage. What do you think we're going to do?

plenty of guys, very few gentlemen.

From the ones I've talked to recently seem to mood swing from thinking they're superman to needy 8yr olds. It's actually very tiring to deal with inconsistencies.


I think if women let you have sex with them while you're wearing a superman cape you'd be happiest.:cool::rolleyes:

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I once had sex while wearing a Buzz Lightyear costume! (no joke)

Happiest shag of my life! ;D

Remember the law of averages Missy. Probably 15:1 wanker ratio. You just so happen to be meeting the 14 in a row this time.