Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

Has anyone been watching this? I've seen the first two episodes so far and have been enjoying it. It is different to the Idiot Abroad series, but a good thing as that was maybe losing steam a little in the final series. This seems a little more thought out and the concept helps in that regard. Pick a major subject and let Pilkington offer his musings on different aspects of that in unusual global destinations. It's good. I like Pilkington's observations and find myself agreeing with him a lot. He's a modern philosopher without the silly words and academic pretensions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1xQ-Hp0yzo

this was funny as hell

I fancied the girl in the red. :cool:

You would. :rolleyes:

Pilkington is a genius. On pretty much every major topic I think he talks complete sense, and yet the actions of the entire world would cast us as strange people.

Most people do blow their entire life savings on a silly day, it's true. Most people do breed without thinking about it. Most people spend their lives running away from the prospect of death and make excuses using religion.

Pilkington is simply a truthteller in an age of charlatans. People are wasting incredible fortunes on marriages, child raising, and then opting out of the global warming discussion. So you can do all that and raise the child and ignore the fact that the future is a 1984, global warming infused, ghetto blaster of misery?

And these people have the cheek to call me cynical. I am the optimist. I am refusing to allow anyone to put up with that nonsense. When I protest that they are all out of control, I am not the one sending the kids to nursery school.

He could do with a smack in the mouth the guy is a pillock. And so is Pilkington.

The only Pillock in this thread is your good self. You hold onto delusions and absurdities. After all, weren't you a devout Catholic or something? How does one start so absurd and then become half normal? And of course, you fail each and every one of Pilkington's rules. Once one has started the slippery slope of breeding, then you cannot deny. You are on that slope. I hope you planned it well. Money in the bank, environment to breathe, land to occupy etc. Honestly, and I am to blame for bias? You are a manipulated person with incredible bias and my polarity strikes you with abject horror. Unlike you I have actually considered all eventualities. You haven't and it upsets you.

Miles you are like a stroppy 5 year old child. You are incredibly boring and self obsessed. You can save money your whole life but that will achieve fuck all if you are hit by a bus or suffer a brain haemorrhage. Life is short try and enjoy it and spend less time proselytizing for an empty selfish boring challenge free existence in which the biggest decision you have to make is what whiny Lou Reed record to extract your philosophy from and what fast food joint to visit to satiate your dull and unadventurous western appetite. You are a cunt, Pilkington is a cunt and your lot is so much better than many for whom moaning is not the default mechanism that defines their sorry existence. What is your excuse ? OOOh Daddy left, Sister had a bigger room, really? God you are tiresome at times

I pity the ordinary people as they just can't seem to practice birth control. It's easy to say people should be hit and just because they are very sensibly disagreeing with your life choices.

Lou Reed sums up the typical relationship and Lou Reed was another modern philosopher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6QvNyKv6A

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Miles you are like a stroppy 5 year old child. You are incredibly boring and self obsessed. You can save money your whole life but that will achieve fuck all if you are hit by a bus or suffer a brain haemorrhage. Life is short try and enjoy it and spend less time proselytizing for an empty selfish boring challenge free existence in which the biggest decision you have to make is what whiny Lou Reed record to extract your philosophy from and what fast food joint to visit to satiate your dull and unadventurous western appetite. You are a cunt, Pilkington is a cunt and your lot is so much better than many for whom moaning is not the default mechanism that defines their sorry existence. What is your excuse ? OOOh Daddy left, Sister had a bigger room, really? God you are tiresome at times

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You know I have a lot of time for you and that is why this back and forth slapping is a bit much. All I know is that I have to protect the world and that if more people would consider the future then less people would have children. You allow breeding, yet the world has too many people, will have environmental catastrophe, unpayable government debt, etc. Just seems like a selfish move to me. Surely better to listen to actual people who adivse that it doesn't need to be done.

Also the financial benefits too. If I had children I could never consider taking time off work and as that thing is your job until the goverment eventually takes him.

Ah man, gotta admit that Lou Reed was bloody great, always great to listen too. Miss him so much, Really do.

So then the only thing to consider is the later Lou Reed

More Romeo and Juliette.

It is about what we do with it.

I won every argument there. Unlike the rest it was easy for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6QvNyKv6A

You should be a sleep now go to bed. :)

I should? This whole argument has tired me a lot. Like I keep telling you though, they will put a bias on when I am gone.

The Olympic argument which is silly to my soul and you know it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtF_tFDQGKY

A beauty.

Goodbye.

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Indeed Goodnight.

I will be back with greater demands. Some have got away with nothing in life. Then they blame me for being cynical. Sorry, you are litle more than nature in action. It sums them up.
I am the real deal without these frauds, and their phoney moves.

Hold up, we need our cunt levels sorted out here. Pilkington is a cunt, but a harmless one that sees the world as ridiculous and completely mad and he's happy with his place in it before accepting he will vanish.

Miles is a cunt that thinks the world revolves around him.

There's a difference.

I do not think the world revolves around me. Ordinary people think the world revolves around them whence their absurd need to keep on overpopulating an ever declining resource deprived world. I think quite the opposite and refuse to play any part in the great ego games of the world. I look at the world and think about how I can minimise my harmful effects, whilst ordinary people couldn't really care less and will play the game of societal norms. One is not encouraged to ponder too long or ever go against the grain.

Pilkington seems to believe in most of the same things, but says so in a way that will be palatable to a TV audience. I differ in that I politicise, come across more intense and start posting odd music videos all over the place. Pilkington is completely for laughs, whilst I tend to be more serious about it.

I do not believe in inherited wealth, the supremacy of my genes, or control entire media and political systems etc. Those are the people with worlds revolving around them and nobody batters an eyelid. Having political views and being the forum gay isn't exactly asking the world to revolve around me. The real egotists have actual laws prohibiting the imagining of their otherthrow.

The day I am able to control and jail all the people that call me a cunt on here is the day that the world starts to revolve around me.

Four paragraphs.

Haha Karl Pilkington is funny as hell, he speaks sense in a very simple way. I loved back in the day when he was on Ricky Gervais radio show. The first two seasons of Idiot Abroad were good but the third one they'd clearly ran out of ideas. But I'll have to give this a watch. ;D

Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man ;)

Fucking weirdo.

There's nothing wrong with being a cunt. You just have to embrace it

I love you :) lol

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Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man ;)

Fucking weirdo.

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One of the main reasons I get called that is because I started a thread using the same word a long time ago and it stuck in forum tradition. It is also why I am constantly assumed to be gay. However, this clearly flies over your head and you automatically assume it is because everyone dislikes me. Maybe you should read between the lines and see what people say about you behind closed doors. Believe me, you are not exactly popular yourself nor known for your brains. At least with me, people can be a little more open. I don't mind being called a 'cunt' now and then and it is open and free. People whisper that about you behind your back, that's why it is funny seeing you make posts like that above because you are blissfully ignorant. :D

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Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man ;)

Fucking weirdo.

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One of the main reasons I get called that is because I started a thread using the same word a long time ago and it stuck in forum tradition. It is also why I am constantly assumed to be gay. However, this clearly flies over your head and you automatically assume it is because everyone dislikes me. Maybe you should read between the lines and see what people say about you behind closed doors. Believe me, you are not exactly popular yourself nor known for your brains. At least with me, people can be a little more open. I don't mind being called a 'cunt' now and then and it is open and free. People whisper that about you behind your back, that's why it is funny seeing you make posts like that above because you are blissfully ignorant. :D

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The only reason people call you a cunt is because you are ;)

Its that simple

And so are you, sweetlips. You are indeed a right stupid cunt. ;)

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Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man ;)

Fucking weirdo.

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One of the main reasons I get called that is because I started a thread using the same word a long time ago and it stuck in forum tradition. It is also why I am constantly assumed to be gay. However, this clearly flies over your head and you automatically assume it is because everyone dislikes me. Maybe you should read between the lines and see what people say about you behind closed doors. Believe me, you are not exactly popular yourself nor known for your brains. At least with me, people can be a little more open. I don't mind being called a 'cunt' now and then and it is open and free. People whisper that about you behind your back, that's why it is funny seeing you make posts like that above because you are blissfully ignorant. :D

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The only reason people call you a cunt is because you are ;)

Its that simple

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Rain down the audience that says I am. The people who will say that Saddo's would miss me. Saddo's would miss me a lot more than you. I would put that to the test.

I am with Miles but not in the same gay way Rayman is.

I watched the one where he goes to the place where they live basically in a graveyard. He was so unphased.

I find him hilarious. Such a dry view on life