Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

[Gandalf]

Goodbye.

[Master]

Goodbye.

Goodnight.

[Gandalf]

Goodbye.

Goodnight.

Indeed Goodnight.

I will be back with greater demands. Some have got away with nothing in life. Then they blame me for being cynical. Sorry, you are litle more than nature in action. It sums them up.
I am the real deal without these frauds, and their phoney moves.

[Fenster]

Hold up, we need our cunt levels sorted out here. Pilkington is a cunt, but a harmless one that sees the world as ridiculous and completely mad and he's happy with his place in it before accepting he will vanish.

Miles is a cunt that thinks the world revolves around him.

There's a difference.

[Gandalf]

I do not think the world revolves around me. Ordinary people think the world revolves around them whence their absurd need to keep on overpopulating an ever declining resource deprived world. I think quite the opposite and refuse to play any part in the great ego games of the world. I look at the world and think about how I can minimise my harmful effects, whilst ordinary people couldn't really care less and will play the game of societal norms. One is not encouraged to ponder too long or ever go against the grain.

Pilkington seems to believe in most of the same things, but says so in a way that will be palatable to a TV audience. I differ in that I politicise, come across more intense and start posting odd music videos all over the place. Pilkington is completely for laughs, whilst I tend to be more serious about it.

I do not believe in inherited wealth, the supremacy of my genes, or control entire media and political systems etc. Those are the people with worlds revolving around them and nobody batters an eyelid. Having political views and being the forum gay isn't exactly asking the world to revolve around me. The real egotists have actual laws prohibiting the imagining of their otherthrow.

The day I am able to control and jail all the people that call me a cunt on here is the day that the world starts to revolve around me.