Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

[Gandalf]

A beauty.

[Gandalf]

Goodbye.

[Master]

Goodbye.

Goodnight.

[Gandalf]

Goodbye.

Goodnight.

Indeed Goodnight.

I will be back with greater demands. Some have got away with nothing in life. Then they blame me for being cynical. Sorry, you are litle more than nature in action. It sums them up.
I am the real deal without these frauds, and their phoney moves.

[Fenster]

Hold up, we need our cunt levels sorted out here. Pilkington is a cunt, but a harmless one that sees the world as ridiculous and completely mad and he's happy with his place in it before accepting he will vanish.

Miles is a cunt that thinks the world revolves around him.

There's a difference.

[Gandalf]

I do not think the world revolves around me. Ordinary people think the world revolves around them whence their absurd need to keep on overpopulating an ever declining resource deprived world. I think quite the opposite and refuse to play any part in the great ego games of the world. I look at the world and think about how I can minimise my harmful effects, whilst ordinary people couldn't really care less and will play the game of societal norms. One is not encouraged to ponder too long or ever go against the grain.

Pilkington seems to believe in most of the same things, but says so in a way that will be palatable to a TV audience. I differ in that I politicise, come across more intense and start posting odd music videos all over the place. Pilkington is completely for laughs, whilst I tend to be more serious about it.

I do not believe in inherited wealth, the supremacy of my genes, or control entire media and political systems etc. Those are the people with worlds revolving around them and nobody batters an eyelid. Having political views and being the forum gay isn't exactly asking the world to revolve around me. The real egotists have actual laws prohibiting the imagining of their otherthrow.

The day I am able to control and jail all the people that call me a cunt on here is the day that the world starts to revolve around me.

[Beanz]

Four paragraphs.

[Bo-Bo24]

Haha Karl Pilkington is funny as hell, he speaks sense in a very simple way. I loved back in the day when he was on Ricky Gervais radio show. The first two seasons of Idiot Abroad were good but the third one they'd clearly ran out of ideas. But I'll have to give this a watch.

[smashup]

Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man

Fucking weirdo.

[Fenster]

There's nothing wrong with being a cunt. You just have to embrace it

[smashup]

I love you lol

[Gandalf]

Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man

Fucking weirdo.

One of the main reasons I get called that is because I started a thread using the same word a long time ago and it stuck in forum tradition. It is also why I am constantly assumed to be gay. However, this clearly flies over your head and you automatically assume it is because everyone dislikes me. Maybe you should read between the lines and see what people say about you behind closed doors. Believe me, you are not exactly popular yourself nor known for your brains. At least with me, people can be a little more open. I don't mind being called a 'cunt' now and then and it is open and free. People whisper that about you behind your back, that's why it is funny seeing you make posts like that above because you are blissfully ignorant.

[smashup]

Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man

Fucking weirdo.

One of the main reasons I get called that is because I started a thread using the same word a long time ago and it stuck in forum tradition. It is also why I am constantly assumed to be gay. However, this clearly flies over your head and you automatically assume it is because everyone dislikes me. Maybe you should read between the lines and see what people say about you behind closed doors. Believe me, you are not exactly popular yourself nor known for your brains. At least with me, people can be a little more open. I don't mind being called a 'cunt' now and then and it is open and free. People whisper that about you behind your back, that's why it is funny seeing you make posts like that above because you are blissfully ignorant.

The only reason people call you a cunt is because you are

Its that simple

[Gandalf]

And so are you, sweetlips. You are indeed a right stupid cunt.

[Gandalf]

Miles how can you just keep coming back for more day after day?

Everybody thinks and calls you a Cunt repeatedly time and time again in public on this forum.

Have some self respect and fuck off man

Fucking weirdo.

One of the main reasons I get called that is because I started a thread using the same word a long time ago and it stuck in forum tradition. It is also why I am constantly assumed to be gay. However, this clearly flies over your head and you automatically assume it is because everyone dislikes me. Maybe you should read between the lines and see what people say about you behind closed doors. Believe me, you are not exactly popular yourself nor known for your brains. At least with me, people can be a little more open. I don't mind being called a 'cunt' now and then and it is open and free. People whisper that about you behind your back, that's why it is funny seeing you make posts like that above because you are blissfully ignorant.

The only reason people call you a cunt is because you are

Its that simple

Rain down the audience that says I am. The people who will say that Saddo's would miss me. Saddo's would miss me a lot more than you. I would put that to the test.