Kirkland - You are being called out - Forum Gay of the Year.

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It's time for the 2015 Forum Gay of the Year. Call it.

Ooooh, this again. You first tried this in March dear, we're only a couple of months further into the year.

And anyway, after the first attempt at trying to railroad me into a new competition I announced an investigation into whether you and Miles are illegally plotting to steal the 2015 contest.

I felt that I was being manhandled by you and Miles so there's an ongoing investigation to see if there are any irregularities. I've got the bloke who investigated FIFA, Michael Garcia doing it. And let me tell you from his initial findings it's looking like Miles is the Sepp Blatter of the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year competition.

Don't worry darling, there will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year competition. But don't forget it's up to the bloke wearing the coveted tiara to announce the date.

Walrus is seriously going for the title this year. There are more backroom deals in saddo than you can get at a FIFA convention.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

Ooooh, this again. You first tried this in March dear, we're only a couple of months further into the year.

And anyway, after the first attempt at trying to railroad me into a new competition I announced an investigation into whether you and Miles are illegally plotting to steal the 2015 contest.

I felt that I was being manhandled by you and Miles so there's an ongoing investigation to see if there are any irregularities. I've got the bloke who investigated FIFA, Michael Garcia doing it. And let me tell you from his initial findings it's looking like Miles is the Sepp Blatter of the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year competition.

Don't worry darling, there will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year competition. But don't forget it's up to the bloke wearing the coveted tiara to announce the date.

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That is libelous. I simply want a fair vote with the people to decide.
Yes you get to decide when exactly to call the contest, but I recommend you do so soon while your gay antics of the previous year still linger in the memory. This year Princess you have let the tiara collect dust and it deserves better.
You are running scared. Running with your once perfectly waxed legs.

@Gandalf you are being horribly slurred here.

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Originally Posted by Master

Walrus is seriously going for the title this year. There are more backroom deals in saddo than you can get at a FIFA convention.

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There are some good contenders this year @Master. Could be a good one if it ever happens.

Master could you change the thread title to this -
Kirkland - You are being called out - Forum Gay of the Year.

I am being slandered, but I like nothing more than a bit of mincey slander too. The truth is bankers and politicians should look in the mirror before crying over football and comparing forum gay legends with football bosses. I am not corrupt, but bankers and governments are. Fact. Kirkland is showing his fear. He fears an uprising. I invite it, I relish it, I can taste the fear. No corruption in me at all, though I do respect countries that ban alcohol advertising. A dozen people die because of alcohol daily and yet terror is all you hear about. Russia is the land of progress.

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Originally Posted by ryanman

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

Ooooh, this again. You first tried this in March dear, we're only a couple of months further into the year.

And anyway, after the first attempt at trying to railroad me into a new competition I announced an investigation into whether you and Miles are illegally plotting to steal the 2015 contest.

I felt that I was being manhandled by you and Miles so there's an ongoing investigation to see if there are any irregularities. I've got the bloke who investigated FIFA, Michael Garcia doing it. And let me tell you from his initial findings it's looking like Miles is the Sepp Blatter of the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year competition.

Don't worry darling, there will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year competition. But don't forget it's up to the bloke wearing the coveted tiara to announce the date.

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That is libelous. I simply want a fair vote with the people to decide.
Yes you get to decide when exactly to call the contest, but I recommend you do so soon while your gay antics of the previous year still linger in the memory. This year Princess you have let the tiara collect dust and it deserves better.
You are running scared. Running with your once perfectly waxed legs.

@Gandalf you are being horribly slurred here.

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What's libelous is talking about my legs like that. I haven't had to wax them for years now. Laser hair removal ducky. Every single unnecessary body hair has been removed. The only hair left on my body is my head hair. Even my eyebrows were lasered off and then tattooed back on like Janet Jackson.

We just have to get the Garcia II inquiry take its course. We will get the 2015 FGOTY competition eventually after the inquiry has finished. It'll happen in the fullness of time. In due course. At the appropriate juncture. You can't rush these things.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

I am being slandered, but I like nothing more than a bit of mincey slander too. The truth is bankers and politicians should look in the mirror before crying over football and comparing forum gay legends with football bosses. I am not corrupt, but bankers and governments are. Fact. Kirkland is showing his fear. He fears an uprising. I invite it, I relish it, I can taste the fear. No corruption in me at all, though I do respect countries that ban alcohol advertising. A dozen people die because of alcohol daily and yet terror is all you hear about. Russia is the land of progress.

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If there is an uprising I'll be long gone, cowboy. There's no way you'll ever see me being dragged in front of a People's Revolutionary Court and Judge Russell Brand. I'll be off partying in Bermuda with the Vengaboys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jql7ghuw7eQ

That is apt, I only kiss where the sun don't shine. :cool:

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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You will have to resign by December 2015.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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We need to send independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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We need to spend independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

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You go girl Prince Ali Ryanman!

Damn I said 'spend' instead of 'send'. I've blown it.

Figuratively blown it. Not the type of blowing that Kirkland did to win this last year.

And Master didn't mock my mistake like I do to him.
I'm feeling humble.

Kirkland won my vote fair and square.

I made a pass at Kirkland for
Earlier this year in a thread I made. He completely ignored me, he does not do us true fag candidates any justice

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Originally Posted by walrus

I made a pass at Kirkland for
Earlier this year in a thread I made. He completely ignored me, he does not do us true fag candidates any justice

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That is why he won, he is a diva.

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Originally Posted by ryanman

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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We need to send independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

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How about Elton John? I was going to book him for the opening ceremony anyway so maybe I can get a twofer.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

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You will have to resign by December 2015.

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There will be a 2015 Forum Gay Of The Year contest, don't worry about that. It just might not be in 2015, that's all.

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Originally Posted by walrus

I made a pass at Kirkland for
Earlier this year in a thread I made. He completely ignored me, he does not do us true fag candidates any justice

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You're actually one of the dark horses this year. There's you and @NVSemin who've caught my eye over the last year. You'll both be on the shortlist.

Miles is too quiet. Come on Miles, don't be shy. I know you've got a lot to say about this. You've obviously been scheming and plotting ever since my stunning come-from-nowhere victory in last year's contest. It's killing you that it's me who is now wearing the coveted tiara, isn't it?

Nah. I don't really mind if I win or not. I have held this title 2 times and the truth is I am past my gay peak. I was great in my time, but I am of the age when conservatism and morality start to take over. I do not mean political conservatism which is a code word for evil, but a return to family values, doing the right thing, and practicing sophistry only on the weekends. I will be happy to take part in the contest, fall behind early and retire on my shield. You bankers are ready for the fall and you should take the hit. I am ready for the new blood.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

Nah. I don't really mind if I win or not. I have held this title 2 times and the truth is I am past my gay peak. I was great in my time, but I am of the age when conservatism and morality start to take over. I do not mean political conservatism which is a code word for evil, but a return to family values, doing the right thing, and practicing sophistry only on the weekends. I will be happy to take part in the contest, fall behind early and retire on my shield. You bankers are ready for the fall and you should take the hit. I am ready for the new blood.

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So gay.

Exactly, it is effortless on my part. I don't need to mention certain bands or any of that. I am who I am and it is genuine. Now if gay identity is willing to evolve, then I am more than happy to represent the gays. It all depends on the zeitgeist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB_1t-Vn6Vs

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

Nah. I don't really mind if I win or not. I have held this title 2 times and the truth is I am past my gay peak. I was great in my time, but I am of the age when conservatism and morality start to take over. I do not mean political conservatism which is a code word for evil, but a return to family values, doing the right thing, and practicing sophistry only on the weekends. I will be happy to take part in the contest, fall behind early and retire on my shield. You bankers are ready for the fall and you should take the hit. I am ready for the new blood.

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Hi gorgeous, I had a lovely weekend at the Interalpen Hotel.

Forbes Life

Got to meet some old friends and have a nice chat. I was bunking up with George Soros this weekend and we were able to put the final touches to our plan to corner the world gold market and turn the dollar into confetti.

Once I've taken control of the global money supply I'll be going hard at it to get the 2015 FGOTY competition ready to rumble and I'm going to crush you. I'm going to bend you over and give you a good hard spanking. You just wait.

@NVSemin! Yoo hoo! Come out and play! You know you can't resist the call of the Forum Gay Of The Year contest.

I think @NVSemin is a good shout this year.

@walrus has been quite gay in his own way.

@Gandalf will always be there or thereabouts

First off, how do you define gay?

gay means happy, then I am ok about it

gay means practicing homosexual relationships, then sorry, it is not about me

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Originally Posted by NVSemin

First off, how do you define gay?

gay means happy, then I am ok about it

gay means practicing homosexual relationships, then sorry, it is not about me

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Yes, and with me being the saddo spiritual leader how can I reconcile the tiara along with my cross.

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Originally Posted by NVSemin

First off, how do you define gay?

gay means happy, then I am ok about it

gay means practicing homosexual relationships, then sorry, it is not about me

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Peekaboo NV baby. :)

You know that everybody on this forum is either secretly gay or already out gay including the owner and all of the moderators. So despite all your denials about how fabulous you are nobody is believing it. I think you're in with a great chance of winning this year NV, you've got that Russian macho thing going for you which is going to attract a lot of votes from all the gays on this board. You're definitely on the shortlist.

I genuinely thought NVSemin was already out the closet.

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I genuinely thought NVSemin was already out the closet.

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He is in denial. Putin style.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by ryanman

I genuinely thought NVSemin was already out the closet.

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He is in denial. Putin style.

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I cannot be gay because God made me so. Jesus style.

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Originally Posted by ryanman

I genuinely thought NVSemin was already out the closet.

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@ryanman you are very focused on this gay thing lately, what's going on, smug fag.

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I genuinely thought NVSemin was already out the closet.

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He is in denial. Putin style.

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I cannot be gay because God made me so. Jesus style.

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Ooooh, my gaydar is going off like a burglar alarm.

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Originally Posted by ryanman

I genuinely thought NVSemin was already out the closet.

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@ryanman you are very focused on this gay thing lately, what's going on, smug fag.

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Him and Miles have been fixated on me ever since Miles put the tiara on my head at the 2014 Forum Gay Of The Year crowning ceremony. They've been scheming and plotting ever since to steal it back. It's not known as the coveted tiara for nothing.

Give it back!

Ryanman, Walrus and Miles are the three degrees of Saddo.