Things you have learned in life that cuts time and makes things easier.

[Andre]

Wish I learned this years ago.

Place baking paper over your BBQ plate and you'll never have to clean it ever again.




One for the misses:
When bringing socks in off the clothes line pair them up and roll them right there, then throw them in the basket.

[Dark Lord Al]

Kid Thunder has a good tim esaving device ,

Get KOED in the first round rather than wasting time losing on points.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Kid Thunder has a good tim esaving device ,

Get KOED in the first round rather than wasting time losing on points.

he's not paid by the minute!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Wish I learned this years ago.

Place baking paper over your BBQ plate and you'll never have to clean it ever again.




One for the misses:
When bringing socks in off the clothes line pair them up and roll them right there, then throw them in the basket.

if you're doing it proper, you shouldn't roll socks in to a ball as it knackers the elastic.

[jahmez]

put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated

[Andre]

put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated

Definately, A must do when out and about.
I dont even sit on public dunnies just one arm back on the wall, paper in as you say, and let it drop.
I even wash the top of the tap with soap before I turn it off so i dont get other peoples as$ germs on my hands for day .

[jamiebhoy]

Wish you were an hour earlier with the fuckin' barbie tip !!!

[Chris Nagel]

If you have any bread that has become too dry, microwave it with a cup of water and it'll take in some of the moisture.

For reheating pizza, microwave it a little bit, and then put some aluminum foil around it and then put it in the toaster so it's not soggy at all.

[Andre]

Wish I learned this years ago.

Place baking paper over your BBQ plate and you'll never have to clean it ever again.




One for the misses:
When bringing socks in off the clothes line pair them up and roll them right there, then throw them in the basket.

if you're doing it proper, you shouldn't roll socks in to a ball as it knackers the elastic.

Mumble mumble... fukin knacker your elastic ..







You're sounding just like my misses

[Wayne]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

[Kev]

This site has some amazing tips for better wanking.

Sex with Food: How to Masturbate with Food

The food topics are my favourites, he recommends taking the head off a squid and cleaning the insides out then fucking into that for a great feeling, it even has that authentic fish aroma.

The weirdest one of all is this though, I'll copy and paste

Egg Beater

I'm watching my cholesterol, so I only use the egg whites:

When I masturbate I break 2 eggs (from the refrigerator) and lubricate my cock head, shaft and balls with the egg gel . I pour the remaining egg on the clean floor. Watching an erotic film I put my dick on the slippery floor. Then I play my dick freely on the floor and think of pussy. If you have extra remaining egg. pour it on your ass hole. It is really amazing

I think Clubber should give it a try and tell us if it really is all that.

[Kev]

Here is another gem about what's the best thing to cum into.

He recommends a scrapbook....

• In a scrapbook
  
  Do you like to keep a record of your accomplishments? Buy a large scrapbook with plain heavy paper pages. Before you start masturbating, lay the book open to a fresh page. When you cum, spew your wad onto the paper. Write down the date and any comments (volume, consistency, etc.). Let it dry completely, otherwise the pages will stick together.

Can you imagine finding your mate's cum scrapbook, that would be really really weird.

[Andre]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

[Wayne]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

[Andre]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

Never.
In that case just nod alot and go Hmm yeah but dont listen to anything she says.

If you dont hear /it doesnt matter.