How to gain 5kg in seven weeks?

[Gandalf]

My wife has agreed to a challenge. I say I can gain 5kg during my 7 week trip home and she thinks it is impossible whence agreeing to the challenge. If I do this I will get a prize of a thousand pounds to spend on whatever I like. It seems people like Hatton and Duran can do this easily and I suppose in some respects I do live a food deprived life a little like a boxer. However, I clearly don't work out or anything like that.

I am determined to gain a little weight for the first time in my life, so would like some advice on how to go about it. How many calories a day should I be aiming for? I am a very skinny human being, so you wouldn't think it would be that hard to add a few pounds, but I do seem to afflicted with the metabolism of a Formula One car.

Even with another 5kg, I think I would look just like a normal human being. If I was female I would likely be on the catwalk shaking my non-existent booty.

Tips on becoming an English person?

[Saddo]

shouldn't be that much of a problem shoving all the food you have missed while being away.... my tip would be to put more in your mouth than comes out of your arse.

watch super size vs super skinny... once your past the uncomfortable part of stretching the belly you will become naturally more hungry and get more in.

or if you are a smoker just pack in for the 7 weeks and watch the weight magically appear no matter what you do

[Gandalf]

Yes, I am just going to have to tell myself that it is 3 meals a day and to keep to it in a serious way. With work and everything, I sometimes skip meals and eat small meals as it is hard to prepare anything. I won't have that problem in the UK being on holiday and with everything pretty much handed on a plate. Brits are spoiled something rotten when it comes to food. It's the best place in the world for nice meals IMO. I'm going to win this bet. You watch me.

[Saddo]

Yes, I am just going to have to tell myself that it is 3 meals a day and to keep to it in a serious way. With work and everything, I sometimes skip meals and eat small meals as it is hard to prepare anything. I won't have that problem in the UK being on holiday and with everything pretty much handed on a plate. Brits are spoiled something rotten when it comes to food. It's the best place in the world for nice meals IMO. I'm going to win this bet. You watch me.

yeah mate I'm the same I eat one meal a day... its hard to eat 3 to 4 times a day and I have no idea how people do it or even fit it in

but after a week of forcing it down you will find it easy

have a good visit it will do you the world of good by making you see what your missing or confirm why you moved away

[brocktonblockbust]

ice crea, ıce cream and more ıce cream. throw ın alot of cheese and chocolate.

[Memphis]

If you win you get a grand? Money thats already yours to begin with right?

You should change the bet. I gain five kilo's and I get to riffle one up the Gary, hows that?