I have gained 12 pounds in the last week here in India

[brocktonblockbust]

......eating delicious food here in Delhi, but paying a heavy price (no pun intended). Indian food is awesome. Mutton curries, basmati rice, spicy stews of spinach or chick peas, big oven roasted breads, and wonderful ice creams and masala teas for dessert. I am now a fat fuck, and can barely tie my shoes without blowing out my guts. This is bad, I'm in deep shit. Major tread mill/road work/diet when this shit is over, this wild debauchery of delectable delights.

[Memphis]

......eating delicious food here in Delhi, but paying a heavy price (no pun intended). Indian food is awesome. Mutton curries, basmati rice, spicy stews of spinach or chick peas, big oven roasted breads, and wonderful ice creams and masala teas for dessert. I am now a fat fuck, and can barely tie my shoes without blowing out my guts. This is bad, I'm in deep shit. Major tread mill/road work/diet when this shit is over, this wild debauchery of delectable delights.

I wouldnt worry about it mate. You'll start pissing out rusty water from your arsehole soon enough and drop those pounds right off.

[brocktonblockbust]

haha you are right , in fact it has already started. Rust, dust, and other things I might add. So is that how it works then? Its like a built-in diet plan----eat like an ox, then piss like a horse!

[Scrap]

Icecream, they invented the stuff, Beutifull

[Master]

Food is dirt cheap over there and sometimes the dirt is in the food.

[Saddo]

......eating delicious food here in Delhi, but paying a heavy price (no pun intended). Indian food is awesome. Mutton curries, basmati rice, spicy stews of spinach or chick peas, big oven roasted breads, and wonderful ice creams and masala teas for dessert. I am now a fat fuck, and can barely tie my shoes without blowing out my guts. This is bad, I'm in deep shit. Major tread mill/road work/diet when this shit is over, this wild debauchery of delectable delights.

I wouldnt worry about it mate. You'll start pissing out rusty water from your arsehole soon enough and drop those pounds right off.

LOL beat me to that

[CFH]

haha you are right , in fact it has already started. Rust, dust, and other things I might add. So is that how it works then? Its like a built-in diet plan----eat like an ox, then piss like a horse!

Now this calls for a poem.

[Conrad]

I was in Goa this time last year eating the most amazing food ever. Not just Indian food either, the continental restaurants were superb as well. Steaks, tiger prawns, lobster, King Fish, Tandoori Chicken, fuckin superb....

Ice cold Kingfisher beers on the beech, 650ml bottles for just 30p. Oh yes...

[Saddo]

haha you are right , in fact it has already started. Rust, dust, and other things I might add. So is that how it works then? Its like a built-in diet plan----eat like an ox, then piss like a horse!

Now this calls for a poem.

my time in India was great
food stacked up on my plate
I ate so much i was about to bust
but it turned out OK as I'm shitting rust.

[erics44]

The food in india is fuckin lovelly

[El Kabong]

One of my friends almost got mauled by a monkey the size of a 12 year old when he was in India

[Andre]

Do they box over there at all?
I was thinkin they got the head gear covered already.
Have fun.

[mattboxingfan]

One of my friends almost got mauled by a monkey the size of a 12 year old when he was in India

If this is true we have to hear the details!

[El Kabong]

One of my friends almost got mauled by a monkey the size of a 12 year old when he was in India

If this is true we have to hear the details!

It most certainly is true. Apparently in India the monkey (like the cow) is a sacred animal and these primates seem to have taken advantage of their celebrity status by being everywhere, disease ridden, and general pests.

Well my friend had to heed Mother Nature's call (#2 for those that care) and so he went to the "bathroom" which in the compound (yes they stayed in a compound) he was in was located on the roof of a building. Well he did his business and was getting ready to head back to his room when up from the metal stairs (the only entrence & exit to the facilities) walks a monkey my friend described as being "The size of a 12 year old kid". One would assume that the bond between primates would allow these two strangers to pay each other no mind and just pass each other by.....NOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS.

The monkey gnashed its teeth and acted agitated by my friend's presence. The monkey started his way across the roof towards my friend who explained to me "Had I not JUST taken a shit I would have shat myself right then and there"....well in a panic my friend searched to find something to defend himself with....."ah HA! A piece of metal sheeting, will be my shield!!!" (I typed that with a ton more confidence than he had at the time). Luckily for my friend, there were builders on other nearby buildings that saw what was going on and they came to my friend's aid, hurling tools, rocks, and whatever they could get their hands on at the angry angry monkey. The monkey was driven off by this and my friend was out of danger.


Once he told me this story....the horror of the flashback still showing on his face....I asked...."So these workers....after it was over. Did they laugh at you?"


Answer: "Yes...yes they did"



It's kind of anticlimactic, but I'll be damned if I didn't laugh my ass off as my friend told this story which he described as "The single most horrifying event to ever happen in my life"

[Andre]

We been chased out of a park by heaps of them in Sumatra or Malaysia cant remember.
bought peanuts on the way in from a sign that said " feed the Monkeys" We were all ohhh feed the little monkeys got in there and watching them fight each other to get to us we ran like fuck eventually throwing the whole bag of nuts over our shoulders as we ran. Cunts. Same goes for the sellers of the nuts .