I have gained 12 pounds in the last week here in India

[Memphis]

......eating delicious food here in Delhi, but paying a heavy price (no pun intended). Indian food is awesome. Mutton curries, basmati rice, spicy stews of spinach or chick peas, big oven roasted breads, and wonderful ice creams and masala teas for dessert. I am now a fat fuck, and can barely tie my shoes without blowing out my guts. This is bad, I'm in deep shit. Major tread mill/road work/diet when this shit is over, this wild debauchery of delectable delights.

I wouldnt worry about it mate. You'll start pissing out rusty water from your arsehole soon enough and drop those pounds right off.

[brocktonblockbust]

haha you are right , in fact it has already started. Rust, dust, and other things I might add. So is that how it works then? Its like a built-in diet plan----eat like an ox, then piss like a horse!

[Scrap]

Icecream, they invented the stuff, Beutifull

[Master]

Food is dirt cheap over there and sometimes the dirt is in the food.

[CFH]

haha you are right , in fact it has already started. Rust, dust, and other things I might add. So is that how it works then? Its like a built-in diet plan----eat like an ox, then piss like a horse!

Now this calls for a poem.

[Saddo]

haha you are right , in fact it has already started. Rust, dust, and other things I might add. So is that how it works then? Its like a built-in diet plan----eat like an ox, then piss like a horse!

Now this calls for a poem.

my time in India was great
food stacked up on my plate
I ate so much i was about to bust
but it turned out OK as I'm shitting rust.

[erics44]

The food in india is fuckin lovelly

[El Kabong]

One of my friends almost got mauled by a monkey the size of a 12 year old when he was in India

[Andre]

Do they box over there at all?
I was thinkin they got the head gear covered already.
Have fun.

[mattboxingfan]

One of my friends almost got mauled by a monkey the size of a 12 year old when he was in India

If this is true we have to hear the details!

[Saddo]

......eating delicious food here in Delhi, but paying a heavy price (no pun intended). Indian food is awesome. Mutton curries, basmati rice, spicy stews of spinach or chick peas, big oven roasted breads, and wonderful ice creams and masala teas for dessert. I am now a fat fuck, and can barely tie my shoes without blowing out my guts. This is bad, I'm in deep shit. Major tread mill/road work/diet when this shit is over, this wild debauchery of delectable delights.

I wouldnt worry about it mate. You'll start pissing out rusty water from your arsehole soon enough and drop those pounds right off.

LOL beat me to that