Crop Circles... Human or Alien..

[Kev]

I think the biggest thing that goes towards proving it is aliens and not humans, is we havn't seen any crop circles of giant penis' or tits!
Surely in 40 years since crop circles have been around,,, at least one prankster would have layed a giant cock out into some poor farmers crop fields...

As fucked up as it sounds I imagine most crop circles are made by people who genuinely believe crop circles are made by aliens and therefore they approach their task with respect and reverence.

If I was a hoaxer I would make my circle sound as a declaration of war with earth and really fuck with the believers heads. Either that or create an iconographic image requesting that a beautiful young earth woman or two must mate with a certain human looking alien that would be waiting in a layby nearby in a cheap, tatty car to take them to a flat in Torquay for an intense physical probing.

[Andre]

I must say that for people who are not easily swayed, Bilbo and Diz have vivid imaginations.

[Andre]

Crop Circle Research: The Chilbolton 'Arecibo message' Formation

Another theory for your amusement.

[X]

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

[bzkfn]

I'm pretty sure they're the work of Aliens. I saw a film on it with Mel Gibson in it called 'Sign's and there Gibson pretty much confirms it. What makes me think it must be aliens is that if he was looking for a scapegoat, surely he would have just blamed the Jews as usual?

[AdamGB]

I read a pretty long article on hoaxers... quite interesting.

They use a lot of ropes, stones and their own bodies to act as giant protractors whilst teams of them flatten down the crops.

Sort of an underground thing, I think they're even fairly competative... because of the conditions they have to do it under it is quite a feat for them to create some of the more extravagant ones without being spotted

[AdamGB]

But why are people doing them and in the middle of crops? Seems such a silly waste of time and effort, not to mention a waste of good farm land.

I think it's similar to why people do graffiti with the added lure of the fact that you get to see how far you can push people... getting them to create myths and buy into conspiracies etc.

...and who knows what else... does the Tourism industry benefit when it happens? maybe far fetched but that could be a reason? I'm sure if we sat and thought about it we could come up with loads.

[Master]

I thought it was proven to be done by human hoaxers.

[Dizaster]

I thought it was proven to be done by human hoaxers.

I think most a proved to be human made... I have watched documentaries also where a small team of relatively inexperienced but intelligent guys have gone out just in a night, and recreated some of the complex corp circles and proved that it can be done..... I must say that they didn't do as good of a job as a lot of the circles you see... But experts who have put an incredible amount of planning, could easy produce 99% of the circles you see, in the time that they would have had without being spotted...

But on the other hand, on Louis Theroux in his Alien episode, they showed cows which appeared to have their eyes and anuses almost surgically removed, and actually smelt like disinfectant.. Stuff like that is strange.... I can see the appeal of making a crop circle as a hoax, but killing a cow and surgically removing it's anus it's slightly more mysterious to me..

[VictorCharlie]

They are obviously human, how else would they be getting more complicated over time?

I think anyone who believes crop circles are signs of extra terrestrial life is a fucking moron.

says the guy who believes in a talking snake

[Andre]

Extreme ironing.