And clearly you can tell how drunk I am by how well my sentences hang together. The more drunk I get, the more they fall apart and I almost end up non-verbal. I guess I've had a few rough nights recently and it doesn't help to drink an entire beer glass of whiskey, which I did that particular night. Actually that night was almost supernatural, I shouldn't be alive.

In that state of mind or lack of, I guess I can be quite rude, but everyone knows me here so no big deal. Everyone is rude to everyone round here anyway.