Any good jokes ????

[Andre]

My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.

Can you explain?

There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.

Oh i heard about this on NPR.

You mean NQR.

Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.

No it is NPR here.

What, you missed another joke. Havent you guys got Not Quite Right shops out there?

They sell food stuff thats on the edge..