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There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Originally Posted by boozeboxer
Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
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Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in a pub talking about having sex with there wives. The Englishman say's when I have sex with my wife she hovers a foot of the bed with pleasure. The Scotsman not to be outdone say's when I have sex with my wife she hovers 2 foot over the bed with pleasure. The Irishman say's that's nothing when I've finished having sex with my wife I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!
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There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
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You mean NQR.There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.
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You mean NQR.There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.
No it is NPR here.
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What, you missed another joke. Havent you guys got Not Quite Right shops out there?You mean NQR.There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.
No it is NPR here.
They sell food stuff thats on the edge..
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What, you missed another joke. Havent you guys got Not Quite Right shops out there?You mean NQR.There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.
No it is NPR here.
They sell food stuff thats on the edge..
I have never heard of it. Sorry for being such a dense midwesterner.
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I thought NQR came here from the States,Like Aldi did. Its me whos probably wrong here mate. Maybe only Aussies would get the pun.
Anyway thats ok, it goes with the territory, I dont know what NPR is , what is it?
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