My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
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My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
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Can you explain?Originally Posted by Dia bando
My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
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There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
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Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in a pub talking about having sex with there wives. The Englishman say's when I have sex with my wife she hovers a foot of the bed with pleasure. The Scotsman not to be outdone say's when I have sex with my wife she hovers 2 foot over the bed with pleasure. The Irishman say's that's nothing when I've finished having sex with my wife I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!
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There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
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You mean NQR.There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.
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You mean NQR.There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.
No it is NPR here.
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What, you missed another joke. Havent you guys got Not Quite Right shops out there?You mean NQR.There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.Can you explain?My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.
Oh i heard about this on NPR.
Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.
No it is NPR here.
They sell food stuff thats on the edge..
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