Ross, you're like that kid at the end of High School who bragged about how shit his GCSEs were as if it made him some sort of rebel... No, it was just because he was an idiot.

I'd personally be concerned if a single sentence from me resulted in several paragraphs explaining exactly how stupid what I just said was.

Your posts are like a blocked U-Bend, a tonne of shite compressed into a tiny little space... All I'm doing is decompressing the shit.